My Sex Quiz

I found this on an online profile the other day and I thought I’d reply to the profile and here is what I said….

Do you like it rough or sensual? Sensual
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Same or both
How often do you like to have sex? You can’t have too much
Is sex a top priority for you? Yes
Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Sometimes
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Not often enuf
How do you feel about one night stands? They are thereputic
How many one night stands have you had? Maybe 5 – maybe 3
What’s your favorite position? 69 is one of my favourites
Where’s your favorite place to have sex? Hottub
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck? Fuck – but gently
Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Hell yeah
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? Between 30 minutes and 3 seconds
Do you get off first or do they? Depends – I prefer them first
Do you like kissing during sex? I love kissing
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? I can be very loud (particularly if I’d had a few drinks)
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Loud
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? 1

What does your favorite fore-play include? Licking anything and everything
Do you ever play with yourself during the act? Yes
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? Randoms are fun
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? Yes and yes
When and where was your wildest sex ever? Some of my group experiences would take the cake there
What’s your ultimate sexual fantasy? 5 speedo clad guys
Have you ever done porn? Yes I have (well on ‘my site‘ now)

Have you ever have sex for money? Technically no
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? No
Is the sex still good when your cheating? I’m not sure never been in a solid relationship
During sex… what are you thinking about? Wow this is awesome!!!
How many positions do you like to do during one episode? Between 1 and 12

Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner? All the time
Could you live without sex? Probably not
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? Half an hour
Do you like to perform oral sex? Yes
Do you like to recieve oral sex? Yes
Have you ever taped yourself in the act? Yes
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? Yes
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? Only roommates

Have you ever had sex while at work? Yes
What is something that you would never consider doing? Really hurting someone or being hurt during sex
Have you ever had sex on drugs? Alcohol is a drug right
Would you ever have sex in public? Yes
What’s your biggest turn on? Speedos (obviously)
Do you spit or swallow? Gargle
How many times have you gotten off in one night? 10 – solo effort though
Would you let other people watch you have sex live? Yes
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend? No
Have you ever had sex with your best friend’s b/f or g/f? No 

Do you ever have sex in the shower? Yes
What’s the weirdest place you’ve ever done it? Gondola
What was the biggest age difference with a partner? He was late 40’s I was early 20’s
Do you feel your up to par in bed? Yes
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70? I hope so
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? Falling asleep one night before things got started
How old is “too young” to have sex your in opinion? 17 is too young – 18 is a fine place to start
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht? Yes
What’s the most public place that you can think of that you’ve had sex at? Steamroom
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? Blowjob for the driver
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? No
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? Anywhere near my age is great but I’m open to ideas

Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you? Yes – only light bondage
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? No
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? Will
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be? An entire waterpolo team – hahaha

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