Modesty and Speedos

Brenton is an old online mate of mine who started his blog Aussielicious.com.au around the same time I started AussieSpeedoGuy.com.  We’ve worked on different things over the years and these days Kip even keeps his blog online.  Unlike me and my passion for speedos, Brenton takes it a little bit further and loves being nude.

It is fun following his adventures on his blog and yesterday he posted the comments below regarding speedos and modesty.

Given how paranoid most guys are in gym locker rooms about anyone seeing their junk you’d be forgiven for thinking that they go to the beach in neck-to-knee swimwear from an era long gone. You’d be wrong. Apparently all it takes for guys to feel comfortable is a tiny little piece of fabric covering their genitals. Australian’s all around the country are fans of speedo style swimwear. Sure there are guys that wear boardshorts but, especially in Sydney all the guys that live in the gym and get changed under a towel are the same guys wearing the skimpiest, tightest swimwear around. More often than not that same swimwear is designed to emphasise the exact area that they never show.

All of the popular brands seem to have a “pouch” style of swimwear designed to highlight and thrust forward your junk. I get that it makes it appear a bit more impressive than it really may be but it’s not going to turn a 4 incher into a 12 incher is it? Speedo style swimwear and even boardshorts when they are wet really don’t leave a lot to the imagination so it’s amazing that it only takes that little piece of fabric to not only preserve our modesty, barely, but also to give us the confidence to walk down the beach feeling great.

Interesting thoughts, during my time in America I found that it was the opposite in the locker rooms at the pool, guys were happy to strut around butt naked but nobody else would wear a speedo.  But in Aussie it is the opposite and I agree with Brenton’s sentiments.

Boys at the BeachShannon Boh in SpeedosSpeedos with Stripes

Swimsuit Fantasty

I’ve had sex in the change rooms (locker rooms) at several pools, but only ever with guys.

What I would do to fuck a chick in a pool locker room…. and to have her wearing a one piece swimsuit, that is blue and that is ADIDAS. Of course I’d wear my black ADIDAS 3-stripe speedos.

And…. if you’d like to watch this movie.  It is available in the ‘bisexual’ section of SwimmerBoyz.com – that is www.SwimmerBoyz.com/bisexualmovies.asp

Speedo’ing it up

Yesterday afternoon, I did drop trou (trousers) and speedo it up in front of a bunch of people.  I really don’t think it should be a big deal, everyone in the crew would wear speedos doing lap swimming?

It was late in the arvo and half time on the footy so I went and jumped in the ocean.  My dork shorts were dry and I was wearing those AussieBum square cuts under them.

Alex was chilling out in the house and he said that it got a reaction – I can’t believe it.  Anyways, later in the evening, my neighbor chick ‘Buffy’ (not her real name but a little bit of an inside joke) actually complimented me on my AussieBums.

Again, I know I’m repeating myself, but if we were at the pool swimming laps, it would be weird if someone wore dork shorts.  Just like these people below – how HOT is the couple in the first photo?!?!?!?!

Really Hot Couple in SpeedosCoEd SwimteamReally Cute Couple in Speedo Swimwear

Gorgeous Sunday Morning

After all the darn bad weather we have had with the cyclone coming down, today I woke up to a beautiful Sunday morning.  It really is pretty and you can’t help but feel good.

This morning I went for a surf and the crew is coming over to BBQ at my place, play some backyard cricket and watch some footy.  If I get enough courage (perhaps fueled by some adult beverages later today) I might strip down to my new blue AussieBum squarecuts.  We will see.

These guys have the courage to speedo it up on the beach…..

AussieBum ModelSpeedo TanningSpeedo Beauty

My Square Cut Swimwear

As I promised earlier in the week, here are the square cut swimwear that I won from my speedo drawer.

  • Red AussieBum, I like the lycra on these but they kinda feel like a bit of a wedgie in the bum.  No drawstring, but the super wide waistband means they won’t come down in the surf.
  • Black Nike shorts, not lycra but a nice light material.  Unfortunately, these bunch up in the crotch for me so I don’t wear them much at all.  I’d love to wear them as underwear but that bunching….
  • Blue Intymen square cuts from my good mates at Mensuas.com – I actually asked the guys for a square cut and this is what they recommended.  I actually like these the most, the lycra is thick and good quality, unfortunately, the sizing is super small and I can’t really wear these, at least not in public, I’m showing off a huge plumbers crack.  I’m going to try and get them 2 sizes bigger and I think they will be perfect.
  • Blue AussieBum’s are my most recent addition, I think they are called Old School.  They are a really nice fit, I went a larger size because AussieBum just seems to get smaller and smaller (maybe I’m getting fatter and fatter).  These are lycra, feel great, don’t bunch up too much.

Of course, I much prefer speedos and don’t think I’d really wear any of these at the pool.  But, my theory is that maybe I can wear these to the beach with my mates and it will be more acceptable than speedos?  I dunno?

If you are interested in any of these speedos – leave a comment, I might be interested in putting them up on eBay if anyone is interested.

My Square Cut Swimwear

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