Brenton is an old online mate of mine who started his blog Aussielicious.com.au around the same time I started AussieSpeedoGuy.com. We’ve worked on different things over the years and these days Kip even keeps his blog online. Unlike me and my passion for speedos, Brenton takes it a little bit further and loves being nude.
It is fun following his adventures on his blog and yesterday he posted the comments below regarding speedos and modesty.
Given how paranoid most guys are in gym locker rooms about anyone seeing their junk you’d be forgiven for thinking that they go to the beach in neck-to-knee swimwear from an era long gone. You’d be wrong. Apparently all it takes for guys to feel comfortable is a tiny little piece of fabric covering their genitals. Australian’s all around the country are fans of speedo style swimwear. Sure there are guys that wear boardshorts but, especially in Sydney all the guys that live in the gym and get changed under a towel are the same guys wearing the skimpiest, tightest swimwear around. More often than not that same swimwear is designed to emphasise the exact area that they never show.
All of the popular brands seem to have a “pouch” style of swimwear designed to highlight and thrust forward your junk. I get that it makes it appear a bit more impressive than it really may be but it’s not going to turn a 4 incher into a 12 incher is it? Speedo style swimwear and even boardshorts when they are wet really don’t leave a lot to the imagination so it’s amazing that it only takes that little piece of fabric to not only preserve our modesty, barely, but also to give us the confidence to walk down the beach feeling great.
Interesting thoughts, during my time in America I found that it was the opposite in the locker rooms at the pool, guys were happy to strut around butt naked but nobody else would wear a speedo. But in Aussie it is the opposite and I agree with Brenton’s sentiments.
Yesterday afternoon, I did drop trou (trousers) and speedo it up in front of a bunch of people. I really don’t think it should be a big deal, everyone in the crew would wear speedos doing lap swimming?
It was late in the arvo and half time on the footy so I went and jumped in the ocean. My dork shorts were dry and I was wearing those AussieBum square cuts under them.
Alex was chilling out in the house and he said that it got a reaction – I can’t believe it. Anyways, later in the evening, my neighbor chick ‘Buffy’ (not her real name but a little bit of an inside joke) actually complimented me on my AussieBums.
Again, I know I’m repeating myself, but if we were at the pool swimming laps, it would be weird if someone wore dork shorts. Just like these people below – how HOT is the couple in the first photo?!?!?!?!
Sunday morning here in Australia and I’m back into the routine… the routine of getting up early (even with a hangover) and going for an early Sunday morning surf with the boys.
What a glorious morning it is as well!!!
Today I wore white speedos under my wetsuit and I only wish that the white speedos was all that I was wearing while surfing. I’m sure most of you guys know the liberating feeling of wearing ONLY speedos. I get that exhilarating feeling in hottubs and stuff BUT the other day when I went for a run and stripped down to my red speedos on the beach… that is something amazing.
Maybe I’m crazy but let me know (leave a comment) if you agree with me.
OK, I have a full days work ahead of me. The Swannies (Sydney Swans AFL team) are playing later today so I’m getting we’ll be BBQ’ing. I love being on holidays but it is nice to be back.
I have a ‘potential’ hookup lined up for later in the day…. I’m not 100% sure it is going to happen but we will see.
My plan is to go for a hike a little south of my place to a gorgeous little beach called Maitland Bay. I found this years ago and it really is very cool. There is a bunch of National Parkland around it and my plan is to pick up some Subway, some Bundy and Coke UDL’s (rum and coke in a can), walk the hour or so into the park from Little Beach along the cliffs, work on my speedo tan and maybe, just maybe a cute guy will be walking along the beach about 2pm.
The guy who is interested is a long time fan, is a blog member, is 22yo, local guy and loves speedos. He said he is a bit of a nerd which is exactly how Kip and I describe each other.
I will keep you guys posted on what happens – I’m going to take my camera down too so I’ll get some scenery pics if nothing else.
Ow, and I do have a backup plan.
When I posted about me kind of loosing my fuck buddy Alex he called me like 5 minutes after I posted that and he said that he really appreciated me being cool about him and Adam and giving him some space. But, Alex said that he and Adam had a great time when we had our threesome (click here to read about that).
Adam and Alex would love to do it again… how about Friday night?
I said it would depend on what happened on the beach but maybe…..
You guys will be the first to know about it.
Check out these nerds in their speedos – I love the glasses!!!
For the first time since I’ve known him, Alex speedo’d it up on the beach yesterday.
It was only when I was writing the blog post on the train that I realised that I had never seen Alex in his speedos on the beach, in public. Even when we strip out of wetsuits after surfing to use the outdoor shower, I can’t remember seeing Alex strut around just wearing his speedos. At the pool he wears his speedos but that is in the majority, most of the guys at the pool wear speedos.
I mentioned to you guys yesterday that Alex was picking me up from the train station and he had texted me that he was horny and keen to show me his new red ‘Speedo Brand’ speedos.
When I got to Gosford train station Alex was there waiting, it was early afternoon and it was a perfect Aussie winters day, blue skies and warm in the sun. Alex has met Kip and Alex follows this blog so he knew exactly what I was getting up to. We just talked about my trip on the way back to my place.
I knew Alex was horny and wanted to fuck bad but I felt kinda gross from the travel, as well as being pretty exhausted, so I told Alex that I was going to jump in the ocean and then I would let him fuck me as hard as he wants. Yes, that is exactly how I worded it too. For a second Alex looked a little bit concerned, he was wearing his work clothes which consisted of suit trousers, dress shirt, a tie he had removed and a jacket he had left in the car. Alex didn’t have his dork shorts or his wetsuit, he would have no choice but to speedo it up.
You guys know I’m a bit of a schemer so I ignored Alex’s look of discomfort and headed into my room to change out of my jeans and black button up shirt (like David Duchovny in Californication).
As it turns out, David Duchovny might well be a speedo fan……
That was a random tangent, but always great to see a celebrity in speedos.
Where was I? Ow yes, I went into my bedroom to get out of my David Duchovny outfit. I just kind of left Alex in my living room, I went in and changed into a pair of classic black Speedo Brand speedos that I didn’t take to Lake Powell.
I did think about unpacking my red Arena speedo but I was a little afraid Alex would find that too ‘gay’ if we were wearing matching speedos and put him off speedo’ing it up in public.
Walking out into my tiny living area, Alex was still in his work clothes. Me on the other hand, was wearing these tiny black lycra speedos and nothing else but my confidence.
C’mon mate, lets go. It’s a Wednesday, there is nobody on the beach.
Alex started to strip down to his speedos.
All the time and treasure that Kip and spend has to be paid for somehow. It is the awesome members of the blog and of my site SwimmerBoyz.com that allow me to keep sharing my experiences with you.
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I really appreciate the support of my members, which means I have to give them the goodies.
PS – Blog membership is $5 a month. That is going to be increasing soon due to the volume of movies available to blog members. Anyone who is already a member is grandfathered in at $5….