Hi everybody…. Hi Doctor Nick!!!
I’m a little dusty this morning, there is a bottle of rum missing and $150 out of my wallet missing. Neither of which is a result of theft.
Not sure how to play this ‘Karen’ thing – last nights drunken post was a first in many many ways. Only 12,000 people read this blog a day so I hope it isn’t boring you guys. I’m open to suggestions on how to play it. I’m not 100% sure but I think I made out with her.
You guys know I’ve a habit of being hungover and horny……
I’m going to go back to sleep, then I’ll grab some brunch, then I’ll go to my first ever soccer game, then I’ll watch some cricket and by then I’ll feel much better I hope.
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So that means that whatever we among Dave’s loyal following put up as a comment, Kazza is likely to get to read… So K, would you like to make a global star of yourself by giving Dave a seeing-to he can remember well enough to write up for us? I’m sure you’re totally awesome, and this would settle the matter. And if you’re running a blog of your own…
I would have thought that all the partying was finished with all the skiing. (BTW I like these plum speedos.) Another million brain cells killed.
Good man Dave, next time you meet her give her one from me and tell her its from one of your horny Welsh fans.
Could this be the one — the lady who can take Dave to heaven as if the happy couple were performing on a festival stage, in the process making 12,000 mostly guys happy, while still able to walk down the street unrecognised, if discreetly radiant from the experience?
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