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Is the speedo guy a weirdo?

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The local pool in Breckenridge isn’t like anything in Australia.

For starters, it is negative a lot of degrees outside, so the pool is indoors.  Then, the pool isn’t a real length…. it isn’t the 50m pool I’m used to, it isn’t even 25m, it is 22.something meters.

Breckenridge Pool

I’m told it is 72 lengths to 1 mile.

That is stupid.

Why not make it 75?  Would be easier to count.

And the pool is at 8,750 feet above sea level.  that is 698m above Australia’s highest mountain.  or 31 and a half lengths, of their pool.

That isn’t where the oddities end……

At my pool in Australia, I don’t usually use the change rooms.  I just wear our speedos under my shorts or jeans.  So I drop them and go swimming.  Being in Colorado you have to use a change room… it is bloody cold outside.

In Aussie, when I go to the pool, most folks are swimming for training or exercise.  In Colorado, the pool is more of a cheap fun park for families and kids.

I get it, and there are lessons and high school squad training and then adult masters training going on.  A quiet day at the Breckenridge pool, is like every day at an Australian pool…. combined.  I’m not a fan of the crowds, but I love that people are using a beautiful indoor facility.  Kids learning to swim, people trying to loose weight and athletes training for events.  It is fantastic.

In Aussie, for most of those things I just listed, we go to the beach.  It is cheaper…. maybe we are just tight arses?

While I’m on a roll, I’d like to point out more differences.

My experience of Aussie change rooms (which I don’t usual use), are an in and out thing (except when something naughty happens – click here to find out about my naughty change room experiences).

In America, it seems like a slower process.  Strip down, walk around, take a leak, weigh yourself, arrange your clothing in alphabetical order.  All while being naked.

What?

Yes, never seen more bare bums in my life (I run porn sites) than in an American change room at the local pool.

Nothing sexual, just weird.  And not something I grew up with.

I get changed, maybe under the towel and get it done.  These American fellas were walking around strutting and chatting.

So, in Breckenridge, after seeing more than a barbie load of American sausage, I was down to my speedos and went to the pool, with my swimming goggles.

One would have though I had committed a crime.

Walking out of the change rooms, the weird pool version of elevator music stopped.  The lifeguards…. the pool isn’t deep enough for lifeguards, let alone 4 of them, stopped mid step, mothers nearly (I’ve be overstating it if they really did) covered their children eyes.

The Aussie is going to swim 2kms, I can’t figure it out so I’m going to swim 108 lengths which is 1.5 miles – which is more than 2kms which would usually take me 40 minutes, but being at altitude might take me 55 minutes.  I’m there to swim, swim for a long time, and do it properly.

I’m not going to swim 108 lengths in a pair of baggy board shorts…. what else am I supposed to wear?

And, I just saw 20 penises in the change rooms.  Right now, I feel like I’m holding the modesty card.

After my 108 laps I feel like a sauna…. peer pressure makes me go back into the morass of cocks that is the American change room and put some dork shorts on so I am not the weirdo wearing a speedo.

I don’t get it, it is weird and this is why I spend all the time and treasure on this blog promoting speedos and why it is just normal.

Aussie Blokes in Speedos

March 7th, 2020

Get in my speedos

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Late last year I was approached by a fan and member who is the official distributor for Arena in the Asian region.  He was just seeing if I might be interested in his Asian/Japanese Style Arena speedos.  I said sure and ordered a pair of black, size 38 (a size and a half bigger than I wear in say ADIDAS).

I expected them to take a while to be delivered so I had them sent to Kip here in Colorado.  So, when I arrived last week, they were waiting for me.

These are the best speedos I have ever owned!!!

I totally love them and haven’t barely taken them off since I first put them on (Kip might have pulled them down to get access to some of my parts of course).

I’m going to order some more and I can get a discount if anyone else is interested.  They took nearly a month to be delivered to the US (which sucks) but it was worth the wait now that I have them.

They are available in Red, Navy and Black (I’ve got the black, will be ordering Navy and Red for me) and sized 28 to 38.  Again, I went a size and a half larger, could gave gone two sizes larger and they would be fine.

Asian style speedos I’ve ordered in the past have been close to like US$50 which is too much for me and this guy has offered me them for US$30.  I think that is pretty good.  I’m going to pass that on to you guys and if you are a member, I’ll pay the shipping.

If you’d like a pair of these speedos here is how you go about it.

  1. Email me – DaveEvans@SpeedoFetish.com the following
    – What speedos your want (colour and size)
    – The address you would like them shipped to
    – Your username if you are a member of the blog or SpeedoFetish.com
  2. Send $30 per pair to my PayPal account – DaveEvans@SpeedoFetish.com

When I receive your order I will confirm it with you.  I’ll be placing the order at the end of the weekend.

Arena Red Speedo

Kip and I will take some more photos of me wearing mine over the next few days.

Arena Speedos

January 30th, 2019

Lockroom Sex

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Sunday night here in Colorado and it is DUMPING snow.  I’ve had a few trips here now and I’ve never seen it with this much snow around.  It is awesome.

Kip and I snowboarded a little on Saturday but it was bloody busy.  Then we went out and partied with some of Kip’s mates, ended up back in the hottub for some sloppy drunk sex (just Kip and I) and we had decided that we’d sleep in so we did that.  Then had some hungover sex throughout the afternoon.

I felt like I needed to get out and do some kind of exercise and kill the last of my hangover so I went to the Breckenridge Rec Center for a late afternoon swim. I’ve been swimming a bit back in Aussie, at least 3 times a week but swimming at 9,000 feet above sea level is a lot different.  My split times are way down.

Because speedos aren’t really done here I wore jammers but might speedo it up next time.  I think it is funny that guys will walk around the change room naked, but then put on dork shorts to lap swim?  What is with that?

The place is pretty busy so I doubt there is any real option of some locker room fun but if I speedo it up maybe I’ll get some attention.

OK guys, I think I need to pour some duty free, strip down to my speedos and get in the hottub with Kip…. quiet night because we have to get first chair tomorrow.

Lockerroom Blowjob

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