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Dish Pig

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One of my mates here on the coast is a chef (although he did a science degree at college) and he is a great guy. He is pretty loose, likes his weed and likes his booze but he is a nice guy and has helped me out a couple of times with my move back to Aussieland.

Earlier this month my chef buddy (we’ll call him Chef A – that is what his waitresses call him) got a job as the executive chef at a small restaurant and over a few Jack and Cokes I offered to help him out if he ever needed a hand.  I don’t want a job and I’ve never even been inside a commercial kitchen but if someone was sick or something I offered to give him a hand.

I had forgotten all about my offer until I got a call from Chef A yesterday afternoon asking me if I was free to give him a hand last night.  He had 250 people for a buffet dinner and he needed a dish washer for the night and was super short handed.

Sounds like fun – I’m in.

I haven’t had a ‘real’ job since I was in college but I had a great time!!!  It is a new restaurant and they don’t have a whole lot of plates so I was working like crazy, the waitresses were cute, his sous-chef is this cute 21yo guy with the ego of Gordon Ramsay but about half the height.  The owners were happy the way the night went and all the staff hung out at the bar for a couple of hrs after we were finished.

Maybe it is because I work on my own why I enjoyed it so much.

Ow – I would have loved to go home with the cute blonde sous-chef but I ended up taking home one of the waitresses.




June 19th, 2010

Speedo Boners

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No need to give any more of a description to this other than ‘eye candy’.





June 17th, 2010

Manscaping

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Manscaping: When a man shaves or trims below the belt (cock and balls).
“I have a big date tonight so I should do some manscaping beforehand.”

Will’s sister used this term last night and I can’t remember when I last heard it.

Then this morning I had some photos I had to go through to add to SwimmerBoyz.com and I saw this pic of a guy with his pubes hanging out of his speedos.  I present exhibit A….

Manscaping for me is compulsory, I love giving head and if I’m going to spend countless hours down there the least one can do is spend 5 minutes in the shower and tidy things up…. better yet shave it all off.

I remember once bring it up discretely with a guy who had never ever ever even trimmed and he said ‘Nah, that itches.’  My response was, “Well I hope it blows itself because I”m not going to.”

Isn’t this much better…..


February 21st, 2010

Sore butt

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We had some snow yesterday up here in the Colorado Rockies – I’ll try and post some scenic photos tomorrow – and Kip and I rode for 6hrs or so.  I’m definitely feeling the altitude today but it was worth it.

With fresh snow about I tend to go a bit harder than normal and I had a couple of big stacks.  My butt is sore already and I don’t think it is just from Kip slamming my arse this morning.

February 14th, 2010

Pool Sex

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It is a warm day here and the complex that I live in has a swimming pool (although I don’t really use it since I’m close enuf to the ocean).

There is no privacy at my pool either which is a real shame – I think there is enuf lighting that even a late night shag in the pool would be out of the question.

Now when I make a million dollars and build my own house I will definitely have a very private swimming pool, hottub and sauna and my entire house will be in a constant state of ‘clothing optional’.  And hopefully there will be some scenes like this is my swimming pool…..





November 27th, 2009

Speedo Tan

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The last two days I’ve done some amazing work on my speedo tan!!!!

I’ve found the perfect, quiet place to tan up so I’m looking forward to having a tan like this guy below here.

Since I’ve moved back to the beach I can’t believe how brown I’ve gotten all over really.  I haven’t been burnt and I try and cover up but I’ve still gotten a fair bit of colour.  It feels, and looks if I don’t mind saying so myself, great.

Today however it is cloudy and no sun so I’m going to be working all day.

Last night Kip figured out the problem with the speedo forum – it is now online at www.SpeedoSexuality.com

November 4th, 2009
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