I have had a few naughty experiences over the Xmas break that I’d like to share with you guys and I’ll start at the beginning….

It was the week before Xmas and town here was crazy, people everywhere, the pool was packed, the beach was packed and while I am a people person, I prefer it when my little beach town, here in Australia, is quiet.  One morning I had woken up, was horny and before I jerked off I thought I’d quickly check the gay hookup app that I use. Ignoring the dozen messages from guys saying “Hi” and the blank profiles I found one that looked very interesting.

Mid thirties, long time gay couple looking to give ourselves a Xmas threesome, experienced but not in the scene and has been too long since we added a third for some fun.

They had a bunch of photos of themselves and they looked like some average Aussie blokes.

I shot them a message. I flipped over to my main site and watched some threesome speedo porn. When I was getting close, I paused and checked my phone. They had replied.

Over the next hour or so we chatted back and forward and it sounded like we were all compatible. We arranged for me to meet at their place at five o’clock that afternoon.

Let me tell you, I had to distract myself for the rest of the day with boring accounting and bookwork stuff to keep my mind from racing and my cock from stirring too much. Finally the hour approached, I showed and put on a pair of speedos (that I am wearing on my profile picture), a pair of dork shorts and a shirt, grabbed some beers and headed out the door. Ten minutes later, I was knocking on their door.

As the door opened, I was greeted by two guys wearing AussieBum speedos and nothing else. I expected a handshake but after one of them had taken the beer out of my hand, I was welcomed with warm hugs. Weird hugging a complete stranger who is only wearing a speedo, but I liked it.

Sorry guys, for the time being, the rest of this is for members only.  It is their support which allows me to keep the lights on and the speedos around my ankles.  If you are interested in joining, it is only $5.

It is just after midday here in Australia.  I was up early working my little butt off,  seems like you guys enjoyed reading about my beach session with Matt and S.  Checking and replying to member emails is pretty much how I start my days.

I’m not sure if I should go to the beach and chill out or have a nap here and then go for a nice long walk at sunset…. what would you vote for?

I’m pretty horny too so might see if there are any guys floating around on Grindr later on.  Might be some city guys headed up here for the weekend who want to blow a load on a Friday night.

Does anyone have anything exciting (I mean naughty) planned for this weekend?

One of my members emailed me this morning and asked me for a photo of the supplies that I took up to the beach for the threesome.  Here it is.  The navy speedos in front are the ones with the stripper zippers.  I think you can imagine what easy access those zippers do provide.

Have a good weekend guys, I’m going to post a new Movie of the Week tomorrow.

Weather has been pretty good this week and I have managed to get a couple of hours of beach time in.  My speedo tan was fading a little bit.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I’m outside in the sunshine, wearing speedos I seem to be hornier.  Anyone else feel like that?

While I was at the beach yesterday I flipped on Grindr to add some new pics (yeah, I like to keep my pics current) and saw this….

Looked pretty tastey to me so started chatting with the guy and he doesn’t have any uni classes on Friday morning and is going to meet me at the beach.

Here are full photos from his profile and an explanation of what the ‘Alex’ means (I’m sure some of you guys know what it means already but helping out my non-Aussie readers.

Finally, the sun is out here in the Sunshine State.

The weather this year has been miserable and I’m sorry I keep mentioning it here.  I find the weather effects my level of horniness though so it is important when it comes to this blog.

If it is cold and grey and I’m stuck inside then I’m not exercising so I feel fat, no need to keep on top of personal grooming and while I don’t get depressed, I’m not out there smashing it.

When the sun is out, like today, I’m up early, I’m at the pool, I’m walking around, I’m making sure everything is shaved (hehe) and since I’m walking around the house in speedos, I’m hornier.  Right now, I’ve packed my new laptop and I’m going for a quick drive up the coast to one of the quiet beaches to work on my speedo tan and see if there are any other guys excited to be outside in the sun again.

My latest news…. my laptop died earlier in the week so I had to scramble to get a new one.  I was without a laptop for 24 hours which was really weird.  Now that I replaced it, takes me forever to get everything setup again and anytime I go to do something, I have to install new software or look up passwords so things just take a lot longer but I feel like I’m just about back on top of it.  I had to order a hard drive caddie (something that connects an old hard drive to a USB cable) which won’t arrived until next week so there are still some things that I’m delayed on.

At the beach today I will be writing about my weekend at the Surf Life Saving Championships.

That will of course get me horny.  I have told a guy from Grindr where I will be so maybe he can help me with my horniness.  He said I could share these pics of him publicly.

I’ve packed condoms and lube just in case we run in to each other…..

I am wearing my new white Addicted speedos so if you are on the Sunshine Coast and see a guy with a laptop wearing white speedos, I think I’ll have a beer as well, come and say hello.

I often wonder if it is weird that I find a guy in speedos hotter than a guy with no clothes on.

Maybe it is the idea of what that tiny little piece of lycra is hiding that is the turn on for me.

I also find pics of guys in speedos a turn on because I’m wondering, what naughty business are they planning?

Let me tell you what I see in the picture below:

A cute young gay American couple are on holidays up on Australia’s Sunshine Coast (that is where I live).  After a few days of doing touristy things like going to the Australia Zoo (that is the one Steve Irwin started) they decided to have a nice restful day..

Their day started with a nice breakfast overlooking this ocean/rock swimming pool and enjoyed watching the locals swimming laps.  It was mostly older people but there were a few hot younger Aussie ‘blokes’.  What they did notice was that every one was wearing speedos.  That reminded them that they have bought a pair of speedos each just for this trip.  Neither of them had ever worn a speedo but they figured, when in Australia, speedo it up.

They enjoyed a beautiful 5 minute stroll down the beach back to their hotel and saw more Aussie guys at the beach wearing speedos.  Was this normal or did they just have speedos on their brain?

Up in their room they both put on their new speedos and checked each other out.

For guys who are used to wearing boxers, they are tight and they can’t believe how little is left to the imagination.

The guys head to the pool.  Lying there enjoying the Aussie sun and an early drink the guys find they have to keep jumping in the pool as their cocks spontaneously grow in their speedos.  They talk about it which makes it even worse.

As they get a little tipsy from their drinks, they are getting hornier and one of the guys suggests they check out the local talent on Grindr.  Maybe meet a real local.

To their amazement, there is a guy 120m from them and his profile photo is of him wearing a speedo that looks familiar to them.  Looking closer the guys remember that it must be one of the hotties they saw swimming at the pool this morning, it is the same speedo and looks like the same guy.

They message him, telling him they might have seen him earlier today at the pool.

He replies back, that was him.

Their next message says how amazed they are at all the hot guys just walking around in speedos.

His reply asks them if they are wearing speedos.

They take this selfie below to provide ‘proof of speedo’……

I was super horny all day yesterday, my usual fuck buddies were all unavailable so I was on my favourite gay hookup app.  I added some new photos of me and rewrote my profile description which mentioned “Couples or groups to the front of the line” since I had a threesome on my mind.  I got the usual thirty messages from guys with blank profiles and no pictures saying “Hey”.  They were ignored, deleted and then blocked.  Too darn lazy for me.

It got to 8pm and I had all but given up.  I had been busy working so I hadn’t had a beer, or a rum or a scotch, yet and in the back of my mind I was hoping that I would have to drive somewhere for some fun.  As 8pm came around I gave up hope of some action, I poured myself a scotch and setup a movie.  As the introduction screen for the movie was playing I checked one last time the hookup app on my phone.

The following message appeared: “I’m Christian, I’m straight, love speedos like you obviously do and need my cock sucked.  Info in my profile, if you need to know more please feel free to ask.”

That was the most coherent response I had received all day.  I pressed pause on the movie.

Christian and I sent some face pics back and forth and he looked like an adonis!  I asked him if he was an underwear model,, he was that beautiful.  Twenty-eight years old, dirty blonde hair, six pack swimmers body and he even had a speedo tan.

I asked him what he was doing on a gay hookup app if he was as straight,, as he claimed.

He said he had broken up with his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day (just a few days earlier), was home alone on a Friday night, a little drunk and horny. He had been blown by guys in the past and figured he would see if he could find someone willing to help him out.

We seemed to be getting along pretty well, I offered to host but Christian had already partaken in a few drinks so he offered to host.  I had a quick shower and got in the car for the forty minute drive north to Christian’s place.

I was wearing my new ADDICTED speedos (there are a bunch of selfies of me wearing them on my blog), Christian said he thought they looked hot from the pics I sent him, I was wearing a towel and a polo shirt.  If I was pulled over by the police I’m not quite sure how I’d explain not having any pants in the car at 9pm on a Friday night.

When I arrived at Christian’s house, I parked in front of his townhouse.  As per his request, I removed my shirt and the towel around my waist, and I made a near nudie run to his front door.

To be honest, it was pretty dark and his front door couldn’t be very well seen from the neighbours but I felt naughty standing there just wearing a speedo.  I went from feeling naughty to feeling worried when Christian didn’t answer the door for what seemed like an age.  Finally, I heard someone on the other side of the door and I was really hoping it was Christian and I had the correct address…. as the door opened my emotions went from worried to awe.

There was Christian, wearing the pair of speedos he had promised he would wear and they just suited his body perfectly, anything would have suited his body perfectly.

Jesus he was hot.

We shook hands and I followed Christian in to his living room.  He had this really comfy looking chair setup in front of the TV, which was playing some lesbian porn.  Following that perfectly sculptured butt of his, I barely heard it when Christian asked me “You OK if we get straight down to business Dave?”

“Hell yeah” was my reply.

Christian sat down in what he called his ‘blowjob chair’.  He had a glass of bourbon and coke next to him and he had been kind enough to put a pillow down for my knees.  I dropped to my knees in front of him.  I complimented Christian on his blowjob chair and his preparation.  Then I got to work.

He was fully erect from before I arrived and I started by rubbing my right hand up and down the length of his cock through the lycra of his speedo.  My left hand was rubbing the inside of his thigh from his knee all the way up to where his speedo prevented my access to his arse.

His cock was rock hard and pulsing, wanting to be free of the speedo, but I wanted to keep him on the edge for as long as I could.  My hand was sliding up to the very tip of his cock, which was glistening with precum, and then all the way down to the backside of his balls that were full like waterballoons ready to explode.

Finally, I moved my head down in to his crotch and I tasted the little wet spot of precum and his cock twitched at the touch on my tongue.

Christian was begging me to just pull his cock out and suck it.  I was trying to delay this as long as possible but he reached down and pulled his cock out the leg of his speedo.  My mouth enveloped the head of his cock before it had been fully released from his speedo.  I had to use my left hand to get his balls fully out.

I put my hands on the inside of Christian’s knees and lightly pushed out, opening him up.  My tongue flicked, licked and circled the head of Christian’s cock and when his hand reached down and was on the back of me head, and his hips thrust up off the couch, I was ready for the load of cum that was headed my way.

You guys know me, I took every drop of his cum and it was a solid mouthful.

When I felt his cock start to soften, I released it from the confines of my mouth and tucked his cock back in to his speedo.  “Fuck that was awesome Dave. You have some mad blowjob skills. Pour yourself a drink.”

I got off my knees and poured myself a drink, I had expected this to be a blow and go type of thing but Christian seemed like he wanted me to hang around.  Little did I know that two drinks and an hour later my cock would be in Christian’s mouth, while his was back inside mine again.  Sixty-nine style.

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