Last week someone asked me if I had ever had a two girl threesome.  The person I was having this conversation with is 100% straight and doesn’t know that I’m bi.  If they did, I would have proudly told them that my kind of threesome involves two cocks (minimum).

I ended up reminiscing about a threesome I missed out on, and a threesome I then had in Reno.

It was a few years ago when I was visiting Kip (my tech guy).  I flew in to San Francisco to pick up a car for him and then I was to drive across to his place in Colorado.  It was middle of January, a Tuesday night, and Reno was pretty quiet.  I was in my hotel room having a drink and doing some work, about to order some room service when I thought to myself “Get off your arse and have a look around.”

Quick shower, jeans and a shirt later, I’m down at the hotel bar.

There was nobody there.  The barkeep was a good guy and his only suggestion for some fun was a poker game a few buildings down the street.  I wandered down there and the poker game was a bit too high stakes for my taste.

I wandered on back to my hotel/casino and thought I’d stop in and have one more drink at the hotel bar.

Sitting there on my own, I was only half way through my drink when two girls overheard my Aussie accent and started talking to me.  I know you are thinking, Dave is going to get his two girl threesome with two hot chicks.  They were not hot at all.  They were both rather large.  Who am I kidding, they were BIG girls.  An hour or so goes by and we are having fun and getting drunk.

The girls were being flirty and I was wondering if my hotel bed could handle the three of us.  I had just decided that I would have a threesome with these two girls and when I would tell people the story in the future, I could focus on the two girls part and leave out just how big they were.

As I had come to this decision in my mind, a cute, mid-thirties grabs my arm.  She looks at me and then gives me a hug saying “I thought it was you!  Barry thought he recognized you, you just have to come over and say hi.”

While she was saying this she was half dragging me across the bar.  I went with the flow.

Once we were out of ear shot of the two fat chicks the new girl told me that she and Barry were saving me from a huge mistake.  She was being punny.

When we made it to Barry, he shook my hand and gave me a blokey hug.  They both told me that they could see what was happening and just had to give me an out from taking those two girls up to my hotel room.  Looking back across the bar, they really were big girls.

At first I thought maybe Barry and Emma were a swinging couple but it turned out that they are work friends, in real estate, and had closed a deal that day and were out celebrating.

I hadn’t noticed but they told me that Barry had gone to the bar for a round of drinks and had overheard what was going on.  As well as my Aussie accent which was proving to be very popular in Reno.

Emma wanted to dance and she took turns with Barry and I.  She was a single Mum (Mom in America), brunette and a tight little body on her.  She had been a swimmer in college and Reno born and bred.  When we danced she was getting a little handsy for sure and I started to think that maybe she would be coming up to my room later.  Barry didn’t seem jealous in any way.

An hour or so of this went by, more drinks of course and the two fat chicks had given up waiting for me.  As they left one of them came up to me and rather loudly announced that I didn’t know what I had missed out on.

Then they waddled out.

That started a discussion between Barry, Emma and I about threesomes.

I had to admit that I hadn’t ever had a two girl threesome (still haven’t to this day).  Then I was asked if I was a threesome virgin, I admitted that I am not a threesome virgin and love them.  Emma said that the threesomes that I had experiences were her favourite kind (ie two guys).

When she announced that there was a bit of a lull in the conversation.

I suggested we go up to my room so they could sample the Aussie Rum that I had brought over duty free (Bundy OP).  Everyone thought that was a great idea and for the second time that night I had realized that I’d be having a threesome.

In my hotel room Barry and Emma sat on my bed and I poured three Bundy and Cokes.  I didn’t have any ice so I grabbed the ice bucket and ducked out to get some.

When I returned, they were making out on my bed.  They were on their knees and in the short amount of time I was away, they had both managed to remove their shirts, if Emma had been wearing a bra it was gone as well. Emma asked me if I’d like to join in.  Yes I would.  I took off my shirt and got up on the bed.

Emma started kissing me and I felt Barry get off the bed.  When Emma stopped kissing me I realized that Barry had removed his pants and was in his birthday suit with a rock hard erection.  Emma suggested I get rid of my jeans and I didn’t need a second invitation.  I jumped off the bed and stripped down.  My cock was just as hard as Barry’s.

Back on the bed with Emma between Barry and I, she was stroking both our cocks and she commented that she hadn’t done this since she was in college.

Emma then said that she felt over dressed and wondered if she could leave us boys on our own for a minute?  Barry and I both nodded our approval as Emma got off the bed and went in to the bathroom.  Barry’s hand moved towards my cock and before he touched it he asked if it was OK?  My answer was to wrap my hand behind his neck and bring him in for a kiss.

In a few short hours I had gone from thinking I’d have a threesome with two girls to making out with a naked guy.

I did make it Salt Lake city and I’m sitting in the hotel right now watching some college football and I’m horny as hell again because of what I got up to last night.

So I went out again to the same bar I went to last night, the fat chicks weren’t there but I did end up randomly talking to this girl about my age, OK looking and for some reason or another we ended up talking politics and we were polar opposites.

It was kinda fun and didn’t get too heated and she ended up back in my room having a late night drink.  One thing turned to another and she ended up in my bed.  I had jacked off a lot earlier that day and I had a few to drink so I definitely had my whiskey dick going on.  I did work my ‘Aussie Kiss’ (just like a French Kiss only down under) and she complimented me a lot for my performance in that area.

She was very keen to get me off despite my promises that I’d get some satisfaction in the morning.  She played with my flaccid members for ages and finally I asked her what he ultimate fantasy was.  I did tell her that I work in porn earlier.

Two guys was her answer.

It was a little to her surprise that I told her I thought that was hot and that I’d had my share of threesomes with 2 guys.  This really perked up her interested and it started perking up my cock as well.  She wanted to know all about my experiences and I started to tell her about my first threesome with the couple in Canada in the steam room.

By now I was finally hard enough to fuck her and she put on a rubber and started riding my cock.  It didn’t take me as long as I thought but while she was riding my I was imagining her sucking Kip’s cock.

We both fell asleep pretty soon after I came and this morning I woke up and she was gone.  No note or anything.  Bit of a shame because I would have loved to help her fulfill her fantasy.

I hope Kip has been doing some Yoga or some stretching because he is going to get one hell of a fucking when I get to his place tomorrow.

Yesterday afternoon I drove into Reno just after sunset.  The drive was night and there is a bunch of snow on the road in.  I’m staying at the Circus, Circus and although Reno is no Vegas I can’t believe the deal I got on this hotel room.  It is HUGE and crazy cheap – I suppose it was a Thursday night in whatever season you call this now.

Anyways, I want to be quick but I was OK to have a quiet night since I don’t know anyone in Reno so I sat down in this gorgeous hotel room and started reading some Tucker Max which I was about 2 chapter into and I had an adult beverage at hand of course.

Tucker Max always gets me fired up to party and after a few drinks I decided to clean up and go for a walk.  As expected, there wasn’t a whole lot of action in Reno on a Thursday night.  I walked around, the casino covers a few blocks and I managed not to get lost.  I couldn’t find anything happening so I went to a bar nearly where my elevator was and ordered a drink.  I started talking to the bartender and he confirmed that nothing was going on but Friday night you’ll be able to have some fun, he told me.

I sat there on my own thinking that I’d head back to my Tucker Max when I finished my drink.  Before I had the chance, there was a fat girl on each side of me – they were friends.  Being the nice guy that I am, and enjoying the company I bought the next round of drinks and the one after that.  By then the girls were very flirty and I had mentioned the HUGE bed that was in my hotel room and the spa that was right next to it.  The girls thought that sounded like a good idea and I had drunk enough that I didn’t mind that they were a little larger (OK I admit, a lot larger but the bed was really big).  AND, I’ve never had a threesome with just 2 girls.  I’ve had foursomes with 2 girls and another guy but never just 2 girls on my own and that was another way I was justifying it to myself.

All of a sudden, this much better looking woman, short dark hair, nice black dress with high heels (nothing over the top for a Thursday night in Reno), and maybe 35yo, maybe a touch older, interrupts us and while giving me an impromptu hug says:

Smithy!!!  Great to see you again.  I heard you were in town but are you here for the snow or just passing through. (I caught just a tiny little wink as she said it).

I had already told my story to the fat girls that I was driving through and continued that along and she kept calling Smithy – brilliant I might add, I hadn’t told the other girls my last name, just Dave.

Michael is here as well, he is now one of the managers of — something I forget –, you’ve got to come over and say hello, he’ll be over the moon to see you as well.

With that I asked the girls to excuse me and I extracted myself from their gravitational pull.

Once we were out of ear shot

My friend Michael and I thought you needed rescuing.

I couldn’t believe it, that is sooo funny and so nice of her but I did have a threesome pretty much in the bag but I liked this womans spunk.   Then I met Michael who looks like Patrick Swayze when he was in his late 30’s early 40’s.  The three of us were laughing and Michael told Rebecca (the brunette in the black dress) and I that the fat chicks were shooting daggers at Rebecca.

So I missed out on a threesome but I did get laid…. I’ve gotta duck off for dinner so I’ll have to tell you guys the rest tomorrow or whenever I get a few minutes to sit down and write.

I was hoping to snowboard tomorrow but despite all the snow on the ground nothing is open yet so I’ll probably just drive to Salt Lake City and then onto Kip’s place on Sunday super early and try and make the Broncos game, or maybe the 2nd half of it.

I have so much to tell you guys!!!

Last night about 10pm I arrived at Kips place in Breckenridge, Colorado. But the last time I posted I was in San Francisco. I had one of the HUGEST nights of my life in Reno. I drove my beautiful new car 1,200 miles (1,900kms). I picked up Kips bonus/Xmas present. And ever since I crossed the Utah/Colorado state border it has been snowing.

However, the most important thing I need to tell you about is what I found in one of my ‘storage’ boxes today. A pair of white arena speedos which I had completely forgotten about. They are tiny but they are amazing – I’m wearing them now as I write this to you.

I bought them last year and I had completely forgotten about them. I think I lost maybe 5kgs while I was in New Zealand so that might be it but these things are awesome. They ride super low (they must be like one of those japanese cut suits) but they fit well – sorry if that sounds like an oxymoron.

So I’ve been wearing them all day and as I think they are a perfect fit Kip hasn’t fucked my arse yet today and until I take these off… he won’t be.

I have to tell you about Reno…..

This morning I woke up to an email from Kip which reads…..

Dave, get your arse over here ASAP so that I can fuck your brains out.

Always, Kip

I’ve got a feeling that he is looking forward to my arrival as much as I am.

There is no word on whether or not Will will be over for a vacation this winter but it would be great to get the old 3some back together in one hottub.

For those of you who are newer readers of this blog here are some posts that will give you an idea of Kip and my ‘fuck buddy’ relationship.

Click here – for a post about my last night with Kip.

Click here – hungover sauna fun with Kip.

Click here – threesome with Will and Kip.

Tomorrow night I’ll be posting from Reno – woohooo!!!

Can you guys imagine a speedo only gym?

I’m pretty sure we’d have some members from the readers of this blog.

Although I think that some of the workouts would be a little different to a normal gym. Anyways I don’t have anything really interesting to say today and I’ve been meaning to post these two pics. The speedo gym idea is a good one though.

I’m going to pick up my new car today (my new old car), I finally managed to overcome the beaurocracy. Then on Wednesday I’ll drive to Reno, then on Thursday I’ll drive to Salt Lake City, then on Friday I’ll drive up to Kip’s place in Breckenridge for a well deserved hottub and blowjob – hehehe.

That is the plan at this stage anyway. I’ve never driven in this area, never been to Reno or Salt Lake and I’m looking forward to the drive.