If you just sat inside and listened to the news you would think that the world is ending.

But, if you step outside, it isn’t quite as bad.  This photo is taken just a little bit south of my place.

Friday here in Aussieland and it is a beautiful calm day.  I woke up, wearing a pair of black speedos, wandered down for a swim.  Water is still warm and you guys know how much I just love hanging out wearing nothing more than a tiny little speedo.

Coffee and vegemite on toast (yes we actually eat that down here).

A little bit of work and I’m just about to head off to Alex and Adam’s place for my daily sexercise.

When I get back I have some paperwork to do then I have a new movie to process.  It features a porn star pool party, yes, all the guys are wearing speedos.  Hopefully I’ll have that finished this afternoon.

Since it is such a nice day I might go down to the beach and work on my speedo tan while I work…. I’m wearing my AussieBum Portseas (click here to see a gallery of selfies of me wearing them).

This is the same beach from a different angle.  I took this photo a few years ago and I lost those speedos which someone at AussieBum had custom made for me.

If any of you guys are walking along that beach later today, see a guy wearing those blue AussieBum’s, working on a laptop and trying to hide a raging erection say hi to me.  Hahaha.

How is everyone going on their various levels of lockdown?

The beaches here are still open, there is a list of about a dozen closed beaches in NSW (that is New South Wales, a state in Australia where Sydney is for those of you who don’t know).  Otherwise the beaches are open.  I get it that the beaches were super crowded when they decided to close some of them but I think generally, me being on the beach and in the ocean is good behaviour…. UV light kills viruses, I’m not sure if salt water does?

Perhaps everyone should go and get some sunshine?

I am missing the pool but completely understand why it is closed, showers, locker rooms and there are lots of bodily fluids in that water although I’m sure chlorine does a good job at killing any virus.

All of my friends are being well behaved so no partying this weekend here.  At least during the week I have my new schedule of ‘Sexercising’ with Adam and Alex.

What are you guys missing the most with all this self isolation stuff?