At the local pool here I don’t usually use the change rooms (what we here down under call the ‘locker rooms’). The pool isn’t far from my place so I usually walk or ride my bike there. I wear my speedos under my shorts and just slip them off poolside, when I’m done I slip my shorts back on, or sometimes I’ll just wrap a towel around my waist and walk home.
I wish I had the confidence to just walk home in my speedos and nothing else, but I’m not quite that confident.
Yesterday, I was going to meet some friends for drinks and then dinner about half an hour up the coast from my place. I decided to swing by the pool for some laps on my way so I drove there. Afterwards, I needed a shower to wash off the chlorine and to put my grown up clothes on.
The change rooms are huge and I imagine most people are like me and don’t really use them. There was one young guy in there who hadn’t been for a swim, but was getting ready to go use the pool. He was wearing a speedo, slim, smooth, early twenties. We said hello and I was in a bit of a rush to shower and get dressed.
The young guy decided to start doing his stretches and seemed to be ‘loitering’ in the change rooms while I got ready. It was a big room/space so it wasn’t like we were next to each other.
I had to leave and said “Cya later” to the young guy.
I might have to start getting changed a little more after my swimming sessions.
Here are some of my previous experiences in the change rooms…..
Bulge… that doesn’t look like it is spelt correctly but I checked and it is.
I just got back from the pool and it was a nice day out. It was pretty quiet being mid afternoon and with the sun out I feel like I’m working on my speedo tan as well as on my fitness.
When I was done (1,000m warm up, then sets of 50m kicking on my back, 50m brest stroke and 50m freestyle sprints) with a warm down to bring it to 2,000m which takes me about 40 minutes or so), I got out of the pool and had to check some stuff on my phone. I was sitting at the end of the pool with a towel wrapped around me and I noticed two guys who had been swimming out of the pool as well. One guy had a towel wrapped around him but the other guy was sitting there, legs spread giving me an eye full of his speedo bulge.
He wasn’t hard, it was just a beautiful bulge.
The guy was early 20’s and to be honest… he looked a little ‘gay’. Hopefully he is reading this and will reach out and say hi, maybe give me a closer look at that speedo bulge of his.
Here are some speedo bulges just in case you weren’t sure what I was talking about.
There are two swimming options near where I live here on the Sunshine Coast.
- The ocean pool: it is pretty amazing but it gets rough and can be cold and windy when the weather isn’t great. It also gets busy during the day particularly on weekends and school holidays. I usually swim here on nice days and earlier in the morning.
- The local aquatic center: it is a big busy public pool complex that I have used a bit this winter as it is heated. This pool is busy in the mornings and afternoons in to evenings when there are swimming squads of all ages (kids to masters). I go here during the day when it is quiet or on Friday nights (like when I got blown by one of the lifeguards in the showers after everyone had left – click here to read about that).
This morning I was out doing chores and was driving past the aquatic center so I dropped in for a swim. It was a little bit earlier than I usually swim and some of the swimming squads were just finishing up.
I kind of just chilled out and checked some things on my phone while I was waiting for the masters swimming squad to finish up and as they got out of the pool there were some darn hot looking guys. Was a mix between guys in their mid 20’s and then guys in their mid 40’s. I’ve found a lot of the time those groups are full of guys training for triathlons and events like that.
Most of the guys were wearing speedos, two of them were wearing jammers which is great to see.
There was one very hot young guy who was wearing a pair of red AussieBum speedos. He caught my eye for a brief moment…. was it just random or did he notice the black AussieBum speedos I was wearing?
That has gotten me horny for the day…..
Some more fit swimmers for you guys to enjoy.
The local pool in Breckenridge isn’t like anything in Australia.
For starters, it is negative a lot of degrees outside, so the pool is indoors. Then, the pool isn’t a real length…. it isn’t the 50m pool I’m used to, it isn’t even 25m, it is 22.something meters.
I’m told it is 72 lengths to 1 mile.
That is stupid.
Why not make it 75? Would be easier to count.
And the pool is at 8,750 feet above sea level. that is 698m above Australia’s highest mountain. or 31 and a half lengths, of their pool.
That isn’t where the oddities end……
At my pool in Australia, I don’t usually use the change rooms. I just wear our speedos under my shorts or jeans. So I drop them and go swimming. Being in Colorado you have to use a change room… it is bloody cold outside.
In Aussie, when I go to the pool, most folks are swimming for training or exercise. In Colorado, the pool is more of a cheap fun park for families and kids.
I get it, and there are lessons and high school squad training and then adult masters training going on. A quiet day at the Breckenridge pool, is like every day at an Australian pool…. combined. I’m not a fan of the crowds, but I love that people are using a beautiful indoor facility. Kids learning to swim, people trying to loose weight and athletes training for events. It is fantastic.
In Aussie, for most of those things I just listed, we go to the beach. It is cheaper…. maybe we are just tight arses?
While I’m on a roll, I’d like to point out more differences.
My experience of Aussie change rooms (which I don’t usual use), are an in and out thing (except when something naughty happens – click here to find out about my naughty change room experiences).
In America, it seems like a slower process. Strip down, walk around, take a leak, weigh yourself, arrange your clothing in alphabetical order. All while being naked.
What?
Yes, never seen more bare bums in my life (I run porn sites) than in an American change room at the local pool.
Nothing sexual, just weird. And not something I grew up with.
I get changed, maybe under the towel and get it done. These American fellas were walking around strutting and chatting.
So, in Breckenridge, after seeing more than a barbie load of American sausage, I was down to my speedos and went to the pool, with my swimming goggles.
One would have though I had committed a crime.
Walking out of the change rooms, the weird pool version of elevator music stopped. The lifeguards…. the pool isn’t deep enough for lifeguards, let alone 4 of them, stopped mid step, mothers nearly (I’ve be overstating it if they really did) covered their children eyes.
The Aussie is going to swim 2kms, I can’t figure it out so I’m going to swim 108 lengths which is 1.5 miles – which is more than 2kms which would usually take me 40 minutes, but being at altitude might take me 55 minutes. I’m there to swim, swim for a long time, and do it properly.
I’m not going to swim 108 lengths in a pair of baggy board shorts…. what else am I supposed to wear?
And, I just saw 20 penises in the change rooms. Right now, I feel like I’m holding the modesty card.
After my 108 laps I feel like a sauna…. peer pressure makes me go back into the morass of cocks that is the American change room and put some dork shorts on so I am not the weirdo wearing a speedo.
I don’t get it, it is weird and this is why I spend all the time and treasure on this blog promoting speedos and why it is just normal.
This time in two days I will be on the train to get on the plane to get on the bus to get on the chairlift to go snowboarding in Colorado!!!
Since I’m travelling for 30 something hours I have work to get done and Kip and I have some fun work projects to work on while I’m in Colorado so it isn’t really a holiday as much as it is a work trip (that is what I’m telling the tax man anyways).
I had planned on just cramming work for the next two days but after seeing today’s Speedo Photo of the Day on my site SpeedoFetish.com I’ve been compelled to get off my date and get to the pool.
I’ll be back in an hour.
Two weeks ago I went to the Masters Swim squad training thingy (click here to read that post).
That first time was fine even though it was the idea of the Married Guy and he didn’t show up. There were two interesting developments at that first session.
Firstly, the coach is a young guy called Aiden who is pretty hot. He was fully dressed but was some great swimmer so I’m sure he would look great in speedos. Dirt blonde hair, super bubbly personality and was really nice to me on my first night.
Secondly, there was a couple there that I chatted to independently and then at the end of the session they asked me to go for drinks which I couldn’t do. I felt a little bit like they were hitting on me and I mentioned that when I blogged about it. The Married Guy reads this blog and he has since told me that he knows that couple and they are swingers. So they were definitely hitting on me.
Tonight the Married Guy should be coming along and I will be looking forward to having a beer with the Married Couple afterwards and see where things go.
It has been a while since I have been with a girl and a threesome with a Married Couple would be a good refresher don’t you think?
Maybe the swim coach Aiden could join us as well?
