One of my cheesy pick up lines (to women) is when I am out partying and if I see a chick on her phone, I tell her that if she sees my face, to swipe right…. joking that she is on Tinder.

I haven’t gotten laid or a girlfriend out of the pickup line but I usually get a smile.

If I saw this guy at the beach I wonder if I would have the courage to use that pick up line?

Weather has been pretty good this week and I have managed to get a couple of hours of beach time in.  My speedo tan was fading a little bit.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I’m outside in the sunshine, wearing speedos I seem to be hornier.  Anyone else feel like that?

While I was at the beach yesterday I flipped on Grindr to add some new pics (yeah, I like to keep my pics current) and saw this….

Looked pretty tastey to me so started chatting with the guy and he doesn’t have any uni classes on Friday morning and is going to meet me at the beach.

Here are full photos from his profile and an explanation of what the ‘Alex’ means (I’m sure some of you guys know what it means already but helping out my non-Aussie readers.

Earlier in the week red speedos were just on my brain yesterday so after I got back from my morning walk and swim at the beach I wrote a blog post for you guys and shared some of my red speedo selfies, and then I thought I should see if anyone wanted to cum over and play with me in my red speedos in the flesh….

I opened Grindr on my phone, I updated my profile and explained what I was looking for “Looking for a guy to come over and have some fun in our speedos. Can host.”

With that updated, I got stuck in to some more work and a couple of hours later I checked my phone and there was a bunch of messages.  Of the 10 messages, 8 of them were “Hey” with a blank profile and no pictures so I deleted those…

Here is an online hookup app tip, if you really actually want to hook up and have sex.  Take 10 seconds and send a real message, “Hey” is what horses eat.

And also, if I’m looking to suck and fuck a guy as a one off hookup, I need to know what you look like so have a photo or I am ignoring you.  I understand not having a face pic, but that is easy to hide and still show me what you look like.

Sorry for the rant but c’mon!

Of the remaining two guys, one guy send me a pic of him wearing a tiny pair of red speedos and he said he was keen but would have to be 6pm and it would have to be quick because he had other commitments.  I was all excited and had a boner for most of the day.  Then half an hour before he was supposed to come over, he cancelled.

Grrrrr….. all that pent up horniness wasted…..

I know you guys love it when I write about my naughty speedo experiences and I don’t always share my failures (because they are boring) but rest assured, for every fun naughty experience there are at least one, maybe two flops.

Here are some guys getting all horny in their red speedos.

Friday morning here in Australia and I’ve had a really busy week.  Bit more admin stuff than porn work but it all has to be done.

This morning I woke with a raging boner and realised that I haven’t jerked off since Wednesday.  That is very unusual for me, I’m daily at the least, often twice daily.  I started jerking off but then though…. this would be more fun with other people.

I got up and started my day, grabbed a coffee and went for a walk to settle my boner down.  I would have gone for a swim but it is windy and overcast.  I messaged my Landlord to see if he wanted to come up and ‘watch football’ tonight (obviously code for gay sex) and he replied that he and the wife were off to wine country for a romantic weekend.  Don’t think he’ll tell her about the orgy he had a few weeks ago (see below for details).  Then I messaged the Slave Boys and they got back to me saying they were busy as well.

What was I going to do?

I turned on Grindr of course.  Before I had made it back to my place I had a few messages, the usual “Hey” replies which I ignore but one from a guy who is coming up for the weekend and staying a little bit south of me here.  He complimented me on my speedo and said it would suit the spa (Aussie slag for hottub) that he has at his unit.  A little bit of back and forth and it is arranged.

He is late 30’s, had a speedo selfie to share and had this weekend planned with friends from interstate but right now all the borders are closed so he is there on his own.

The photo below is something he sent me saying that it was all he intended to wear this weekend if that was OK with me…… I’m meeting him for sunset and I think I might walk down there (5kms away) and Uber home so we can have a few Friday drinks.

Wish me luck guys.

It was a week ago today that I got back from a week in the country and I was super horny.  I needed to dump a load (or three) and have some kind of human contact.

I was out house sitting for some friends and while it was beautiful, the country is quiet and lonely.  I did get a bunch of work done and you guys are enjoying the fruits of my loneliness with all the new movies on my sites but I was hella horny.  Before I left the house in the country I had texted Slave Boy to see if he wanted to hook up that Monday night.  He replied yes, and asked if he could bring a friend.  I also replied yes, of course.

Slave Boy and I hooked up a month or so ago for the first time.  It was on online/mobile app connection (email me and I’ll tell you which app if you are curious).  You can read about that experience on my blog.

Enough intro.

It is about 6pm, it is dark and there is a knock at my door.  I answer the door wearing only my black Arena speedos (here are some pics of me wearing those).

The two Slave Boys enter after brief introductions.  I let them in, close the door and order them to strip. Both of them are wearing black speedos which is great (surprise surprise, Aussie Speedo Guy likes guys in speedos).  I just stood there with my raging hardon watching these two twenty year old guys strip down to their speedos.  The new guy walked up to me and bold as you can be, started rubbing the front of my speedo and told me that they were there to serve me.

He lowered himself to his knees in front of me as he gently lowers my speedos. The Original Slave Boy was then on his knees behind me.  Then their tongues were all over, front and back.

It was in that position that I had my first of three orgasms.

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Last night I ducked down to the big city (Brisbane) to have dinner with some friends.  One of my mates lives in an apartment right in the CBD and I crashed on her couch (nothing naughty).

While I was lying there about to go to sleep I grabbed my fone and turned on the gay hookup app that I use (if you were a member you’d be reading what app I use, I’m sure you can understand me keeping it a little bit secret).

I understand that there would be more guys in the city than where I live up in a beach town, but what surprised me was the number of guys with pics of them in their speedos!!!

I wish I could have snuck out of the apartment and went and played with one of the speedo guys but alas, I couldn’t really do that (my mate that I was staying with thinks I’m 100% straight).

Now I’m back home after the 90 minute drive and I’m really horny.  I think I’m going to go down to the beach for a swim, turn that app on and see if I can find some speedo guy (or guys) to come over tonight for some fun.  Any takers?

Here are some of the speedo guys from a screen shot on my phone.

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