The latest New Zealand unemployment figures were released today and they are the highest in 9 years.
So, if money wasn’t an issue for me (it is so please drop my SwimmerBoyz.com) then I would do my part by placing an ad for a Speedo Man Servant.
- Hours may vary…. depending on how fast you want it to be.
- Uniform provided.
- Please include photo in application.
- Must be able to travel.
- Part time applicants who are willing to share position may be considered.
- Laundry and general house keeping duties will be expected.
- Cooking would be nice but if you can pick up KFC then that counts.
- Bar tending skills would be handy.
- Speedo tans will make short list.
Anyone want to applpy? Email me your application (with photo) to DaveSpeedoEvans@Hotmail.com and I’ll post it up here over the weekend. Just a giggle unfortunately.
These three guys were completely acceptable. Perhaps I should have a 3 month internship and have 5 inters? Owwwwwwww.
Here is a fantasy of mine – I wrote this way back and it is a fantasy of me being a ‘Speedo Waiter’. Click here to read this old post.
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Wow the one in the middle great bonner.