For me, it is pretty much every morning. This morning, I was particularly horny. Also, I’ve never been a huge ‘precummer’, a little will ooze out but it is by no means a ‘tap’. But, this morning I was soooo horny I was oozing precum more than usual.
Would love to know if you are a precummer?
Instead of jerking off (as I usually do), I decided to cool down by heading to the pool. Unfortunately, that just made me hornier so I jerked off in the showers. Of course, I was imagining being interrupted…..
Yesterday afternoon I met a friend for a late lunch. Chick, nothing naughty and she thinks I am 100% str8 (maybe not now). I have been working way too much in the office so I thought I should make the effort and get some sun so I agreed to meet at a gorgeous little beach down a little bit north of where I live.
There is a Surf Life Saving Club (I have mentioned my experiences being a member of a Surf Life Saving Club, which I will repost for you guys tomorrow) which is right on the ocean and has a fantastic restaurant/bar so we agreed to meet there.
If any of my non-Aussie readers/fans aren’t sure what a Surf Life Saving Club is, let me know in the comments and I am happy to explain how it works.
It is was a great day, sun was out and there were a few people on the beach. We had a table on the patio overlooking the patrolled beach. There were a few chicks in thong bikinis which seems to be a continuing trend and my lunch date commented on it (she is a little older than me).
Half way through lunch, my lunch mate used to rest rooms and while she was away this guy, mid 30’s wearing a Budgy Smuggler speedo walks across the beach right in front of the Surf Club. He was gorgeous and to top it off, he had such confidence that I was blow away. His ass, his chest, his legs, OMG, it was a real life Aussie Speedo Guy blog post. Hahaha.
Only problem was, while I was ooogggling the Budgy Smuggler Speedo Adonis, my friend returned from the bathroom.
I’m really not sure how badly I was caught.
I passed it off saying there was some eye candy for her since the thong girls were eye candy for me.
It did prompt a little bit of a discussion regarding mens swimwear. She told me that it wasn’t fair that girls always wore skimpy swimsuits and she hoped that speedos would become a trend, just as thong bikinis had.
I am still working my tail off on some corporate stuff here (dealing with credit card processors and bank stuff). Pain in the butt, but this is what it takes to keep these sites running smoothly and not giving 50% of your subscriptions to OnlyFans or other sites like that.
Hopefully only a few more boring days and I can get back to some speedo fun.
This summer, I really do need to get out in my thong more. I have a black thong with a drawstring (took me ages to find one) and I have never taken any selfies while wearing it.
Hope these two cute Asian guys inspire you to thong it up as well.
I have a tonne of work to do over the next few days which doesn’t happen that often, but it does happen. So won’t be much time for any speedo fun. However, next week the weather is looking absolutely mint and that is the week before school/uni holidays start.
Note: I had holidays. Because everyone else get the time off and I don’t get the beach to myself. Saying that, last school holidays I had some fun with a Dad who was up here on holidays with his family and he needed a sexual release which I was more than happy to provide (click here to read about that experience).
If anyone would like to hang out next week in speedos, be sure to drop me a line. I think I need a speedo friend to inspect my speedo like these guys.
I just realized that today is Fathers Day here in Australia. I looked it up and it isn’t fathers day in the US though (which is in June).
Throughout my sexual history I have generally been the younger guy but as I’m getting older, I am being the Daddy more and more which I am enjoying just as much as I enjoyed being the younger guy. I look forward to sharing these new experiences/role with you guys over the coming years.
To celebrate Fathers day, here is one of my all time favourite speedo porn movies featuring an older guy, and a younger guy.
Which one would you prefer to be? Full movie available for members of course.
One of my cheesy pick up lines (to women) is when I am out partying and if I see a chick on her phone, I tell her that if she sees my face, to swipe right…. joking that she is on Tinder.
I haven’t gotten laid or a girlfriend out of the pickup line but I usually get a smile.
If I saw this guy at the beach I wonder if I would have the courage to use that pick up line?
