Yesterday afternoon I met a friend for a late lunch.  Chick, nothing naughty and she thinks I am 100% str8 (maybe not now).  I have been working way too much in the office so I thought I should make the effort and get some sun so I agreed to meet at a gorgeous little beach down a little bit north of where I live.

There is a Surf Life Saving Club (I have mentioned my experiences being a member of a Surf Life Saving Club, which I will repost for you guys tomorrow) which is right on the ocean and has a fantastic restaurant/bar so we agreed to meet there.

If any of my non-Aussie readers/fans aren’t sure what a Surf Life Saving Club is, let me know in the comments and I am happy to explain how it works.

It is was a great day, sun was out and there were a few people on the beach.  We had a table on the patio overlooking the patrolled beach.  There were a few chicks in thong bikinis which seems to be a continuing trend and my lunch date commented on it (she is a little older than me).

Half way through lunch, my lunch mate used to rest rooms and while she was away this guy, mid 30’s wearing a Budgy Smuggler speedo walks across the beach right in front of the Surf Club.  He was gorgeous and to top it off, he had such confidence that I was blow away.  His ass, his chest, his legs, OMG, it was a real life Aussie Speedo Guy blog post.  Hahaha.

Only problem was, while I was ooogggling the Budgy Smuggler Speedo Adonis, my friend returned from the bathroom.

I’m really not sure how badly I was caught.

I passed it off saying there was some eye candy for her since the thong girls were eye candy for me.

It did prompt a little bit of a discussion regarding mens swimwear.  She told me that it wasn’t fair that girls always wore skimpy swimsuits and she hoped that speedos would become a trend, just as thong bikinis had.

I couldn’t agree with her more.

I have been thinking a lot, maybe fantasizing a lot, about attending a speedo only party, or organizing one this summer here in Australia.  It reminded me that back in 2016 (yes, this blog has been around for ages) I was invited to a Speedo Pool Party down in Sydney.

Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to make it and I really wish I could have.  The guy who organized the party seemed like a really cool guy and he was respectful about my own privacy and discretion.  Since I couldn’t make it, I asked him if he would like to share what happened at the Speedo Pool Party.

Here is his account of what they got up to…..

Dave, I’m happy to contribute the below details of the meet (unfortunately now that autumn is here – the speedo concept / pool party is likely to be put on hold until we hit spring again).

Will change the names / location so that the group and members of the group are not identified.

The afternoon went as follows…

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A repost from last summer when I was trying out some new pink speedos.

Because this post includes selfies of me at my local beach (50m from my home) I’m going to keep this post and these speedo selfies for members only.

This is why I created the members only area of the blog, so that I could share pics and experiences that I don’t really want to be 100% public.

Thanks for understanding.

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Saturday morning I woke up a little hungover.  Long time members (this is a members only post) will be aware that when I’m hungover, I am super horny!!!

Dragging my arse out of bed, I needed some beach time and the day was just perfect.

I couldn’t be bothered driving up to a quiet beach (I probably would have been over the blood alcohol limit still) so I threw on my pink AussieBum’s, a towel, threw my laptop, phone and some sunscreen in my bag and wandered down to the beach.

Tide was high and I did go south to a quieter end of the beach and worked on my speedo tan.

If you wandered in to the dunes and found a guy wearing a pair of pink AussieBum speedos…. what would you do?

Summer here on the Queensland coast is just gorgeous.  My Colorado friends are always yammering on about how great their summers are (“Come for the winter, stay for the summer” is something they love saying).  But I reckon that our winters, are better than their summers.

I think I need to plan a camping trip up the coast a little bit (you can drive 4WD’s up the beach which is pretty cool).

Would anyone want to join me?

And here are 44 of my recent beach selfies….  well here they are for members.  If you aren’t a member, here is just a couple so you know what you are missing out on.

Look who spent the weekend hanging out on the Gold Coast in his tight little red speedos?

That’s right, it is S.  Don’t know who that is?  Click here to read about when we last caught up on the beach.  Every time I see a photo of S it motivates me to get out do more exercise, I’d love to have a tummy like his!!!

I did just realise that I haven’t shared with you guys some more pics of S.  He gave me permission to share these with you guys.  Full pics available to members.  And if you members would like S’s Twitter or OnlyFans address drop me an email.

I survived another bloody long weekend.  This is the third or fourth week in a row there has been a long weekend (public holiday) and I’m sick of it.  I like to work a little bit on weekends and then get the beach/pool/world to myself on Monday’s when everyone else goes back to work.

There are no more public holidays until August, thank God.

After a social (unproductive) weekend, this morning I was up early and the weather was pretty good so I went for my morning walk.  Back in the office for a few hours and I’m about to head out to the pool for some laps (and polish up my speedo tan).

I might get an afternoon nap in and then I’ll work late, maybe watch a movie and have dinner on the couch.

Sounds boring, but I love a productive day like this (and I get to hang out in speedos most of the day).

However, if the guy pictured below is at the pool and waves me in to the change rooms…. my plans might change.  Would you change your plans for him?  And which speedo do you prefer – red or yellow?