From all the emails I’ve been receiving, it sounds like you guys are eager to hear about what happened last night with The Landlord.

Lets just say… I have a sore bottom this morning.

When he came up last night he brought his wife!  That was a development that I hadn’t expected. Lucky I had pants on because I was thinking about opening the door just wearing my pink speedos.

She said she wanted to come up for just the first half and have a glass of wine. We joked that she really wanted to do an impromptu inspection on my unit to make sure I wasn’t having huge orgies and putting holes in the walls and doing drugs.  Of the three… orgies are the only thing I’ve ever been guilty of.

When his wife left the first thing he said was “Dave, I’ve been so horny after what we got up to last week, my poor wife hasn’t had this much sex since we first dated! I’ve been like a horny teenager. You and I might have to hook up more regularly because I’m not sure she can handle me being so horny.”

With that, I got off the couch, locked the door and removed my pants.

I’ll write more about this later today.  It isn’t even 8am here and I’m up working, and it is a Sunday!

Couple of house chores here that I’d like to tell you guys about.  I have just purged/deleted all the expired/old member account.  Some previous members have been having trouble joining again and I’ve had to delete their accounts so I just finished manually going through them and deleting them.  A two hour job.

Also, with PayPal cracking the shits and closing my account I’m trialing payments with Stripe.  They are well known, very trusted and I have used them before.

This will mean you can join with American Express, Mastercard and Discovery Card.  That is now available which will make some of you happy.  I can also accept bank transfers for those of you in the US who would like to join.  If you would like this, just let me know and I’ll set it up.  I’m not sure how many of you would like that option?

OK, let me get back to work.  Hopefully by lunch time I’ll take my laptop down to the beach and write about what happened last night. It will only be available to members so why not become a member?  It is only $5.

Here is one of my speedo selfies.  It was taken a few weeks ago wearing my little black Arena speedos (the ones I’m wearing in the ‘About Me’ picture on the top right).  This is the view that The Landlord had last night…..

It was nearly 10 years ago when the ‘Evil Speedo Corporation’ sued me in the Australian High Court.

The whole thing made the Sydney Morning Herald – click here for the article in the paper.

There was no way possible I could afford to defend myself, at court the Evil Speedo Corporation had five lawyers, but I did email the judge and argue that:

1. I wasn’t living in Australia at the time, and the ‘business’ was not based in anyway in Australia, so I’m not sure how an Australian Court could make such a ruling.
2. My use of the word ‘speedo’ was generic for male swim briefs. My example is that I use the term “Speedo brand speedos”.  For example: jacuzzi, chapstick, dumpster, jetski, bubblewrap.

Because I didn’t have the financial resources to defend myself, the ‘Evil Speedo Corporation’ won, but I only lost a domain name.  I’m sure it cost them a fortune in legal fees.

One of the funny things that happened during that time was they had hired private investigators to find ‘Dave Evans’ and they knocked on the door of a guy in Sydney.  Turns out, that Dave Evans is gay (maybe they stalked his social media), he loves speedos, but he didn’t know about my websites.  He emailed me telling me about the knock on his door and he became a member.

Over the years they occasionally hassle me and I have to change domain names.  I’d like to think I’m promoting their products and instead of the legal fees they have been wasting, they should pay me to mention their products over say AussieBum speedos or ADIDAS speedos.

I’m not sure why I got on to that little story but someone sent me through this video of some body surfing athletes that Speedo does sponsor.

I think it is great that they are promoting wearing speedos.  Do you wear speedos when body surfing?  I know I do.

I’ve even worn a speedo surfing.  It was with a member and yes… we did have speedo sex on his car afterwards.  Members can read about that experience by clicking here.

Okie dokie guys, things are getting back online… finally.

Last Monday there was a fire at the datacenter where the servers are hosted that run this little speedo porn empire of mine (Little and Empire don’t quite fit) and it meant my sites went offline.

Click here to read the news story.

This is what my server admin Kip is paid all that money to keep track of and everything is/was backed up 100%.

These datacenters are HUGE and are big business and they really don’t go offline very often.  If costs everyone a fortune when they do.  When it went offline we didn’t expect it to take very long before it came back online.  By Wednesday morning Kip and I decided that since the datacenter hadn’t come back online, we would move to the backup servers.  This is 20 hours of work for Kip (on top of his usual schedule) and then rolling back to the original settings is about the same amount of work so it is a decision we don’t take lightly.

By Wednesday night the backups started to propagate through the web and things started coming back online.

I can report now that everything is back online.  For some people your proxy/ISP won’t have updated but that shouldn’t take too long to flush through the web.

Thanks to everyone for your patience and your concern when we first went offline.  It is nice to know that so many off you really missed my sites.

I had a camping trip planned for this weekend, but I have a lot of work to catch up on.

Lots of new movies will be popping up over the next few days so I hope you guys are ready.

Thanks again for your support guys.

Good morning everyone.

It isn’t even 6am here and guess who is up and getting stuck in to the day… this guy.

Nothing naughty to report from my weekend but the weather has been fantastic.  This morning I’m doing some routine work stuff, I’m going to walk down for a coffee and a swim (if the pool isn’t too busy), then I’m going to work on a new Movie of the Week (will be available – for members – tomorrow) and then I’m going to have an afternoon nap on the beach while working on my speedo tan.  Then, if I manage to stay awake, I’ll watch the F1.

And hopefully, our bitch state Premier doesn’t shut the state down because of 2 corona cases (she shut it down last January for 1 single case) so who knows what this cunt is capable of.

Here is a screen shot from the movie I’m working on (it is uploading right now so check back tomorrow).

Michael Jackson was on his super yacht and it sunk.

A few days later he was found by the coast guard, he was found clinging to a buoy.

Looks like these guys are doing some safety drills and grabbing the nearest boy (not bouy).

It is a nice day here and I think I’m going to go to the pool for a quick swim, then down to the beach for a nap.  I’m not that old, I’m just running on a few hours of sleep.

Kip and I were working on some of the payment stuff here yesterday afternoon and 18 hours later it is back working!!!

Keeping things like this site running really does take a lot of time and I suppose that is why not many other people run websites like this one.

Because we were working on things, we disabled joining for the last day but now you are welcome to become a blog member.

Member benefits include:

• Watching the full Movie of the Week (over 30 minutes)
• See all of my speedo selfies
• Read about all of my naughty speedo experiences
• Email me anytime for a chat (I love chatting with members)
• Your $5 is supporting keeping this blog running and without popups or crap like that.

When (not if) you decide to join, the payment will come up as ‘Gocah Limited’ on your credit card statement… a nice touch for discretion.