Today is going to be a very quiet day for me. Because I got home at 5am and I feel pretty average.

I was pretty hammered before I left home and I didn’t pick up at all – I caught a guy checking me out but I didn’t persue it as I was out with 2 str8 mates. Very late in the evening (or more so early this morning) we decided to go to the only brothel/strip club in town but they were closed (thankfully).

The place is closing down at the end of the month and a few of the boys are keen to go – none of us have ever paid for sex before.

I don’t have any moral objection to paying a consenting adult for sex but I don’t know what the etiquette is. Can you kiss her? I love eating pussy can I go down on her? One thing that I do love doing is cumming in someones mouth and kissing them so I can taste my own cum – can I do that?

I’d greatly appreciate any advice you guys have on the matter.

This post has taken me over an hour to write now – I am useless when I’m hung over. And I’m horny as hell (already wanked 3 times today). I’m off for another wank and maybe read a book in bed.