I’m struggling to remember the last time I got laid not including Mike.

Yes, I can remember now. It was back in July (click here read that post). Now I can say it was last weekend.

The weather has started to be nice and warm and a mate who lives a couple of blocks away was having a BBQ on Saturday arvo. So after a snowboard in the morning cruised around there and had a great afternoon. The sun was shining, there was about 20 people there and I had some duty free scotch from an Aussie mate who was driving through town last week.

Later in the evening everyone was getting pretty loose and there is this 20yo gay guy who lives 2 houses down. He is pretty cute but is a bit of a queen AND my mate who hosted the BBQ well his girlfriend is some religious nut who things homosexuality is somehow related to the end of the world (stupid woman and I don’t care what she thinks but no need to shove it in her face).

Later in the night I get talking to this 20yo guy and it ends up he has seen me at the pool (I can’t remember seeing him) and asked me about AussieBum’s as he had never seen a pair. We chatted a little about speedos before being broken up when other people joined us.

Things got pretty late and as people started falling asleep in the lounge room the few of us that could walk home started to leave.

By now the guy who was looking kinda cute to start with is looking absolutely delicious and we both start walking (had to pass his house on the way to mine). As he get to his place I I told him I was wearing my favouite AussieBum Portsea’s and would be more than happy to show them to him if he was interested.

He was….

I’ve got some work to do and I’m horny as hell from writing that so I’m off for a quick wank. I’ll finish this off for you guys tomorrow. These are what my AussieBum Portsea’s look to anyone who hasn’t seen them before.