Great scenery Dave, pretty hard to beat that for a mtb bike ride. At one with nature.

Since I began in March of 1995 (and that was a very late start by most standards, as I was nearly 19 at the time), I’ve gone for as long as maybe 20 days without wanking before. Then, after all that time, you expect the first time doing it will be somehow spectacular, that you’d have to get buckets to clean up afterwards, etc. Nope, not so much (at least in my experience). Oh well…

Alas, lately it’s been more like two to three (and occasionally more) times a day for me.

Not wankedk for four days?

That’s a plotline for a Falcon
video, isn’t it?

Dave,
Love your work. I’d say by now there would be some definitely blue balls as it were!

Over a month. First real job out of college. I was working like a mad-dog to prove myself. Stayed late. Arrived early. Barely slept.

My boss asked me when the last time I got laid (didn’t know). Then asked the last time I jo’d: the night before I started.

He took me to the men’s room, pushed me in a stall and told me I needed to get off. He stood there the whole time with his hand on my shoulder–encouraging me. I blew all over. He told me he could smell my nut.

I felt SO much better… After that, I’ve never gone a few days without helping hand.