Well after all my effort over the weekend I have missed out.

Despite still txt’ing Karen it doesn’t look like I’ll get to close that deal and I have been talking on MSN with a local guy who just happens to be a local lifeguard but I haven’t managed to get him around either.

I think I should have gone to Sydney over the weekend for the Mardi Gras – I’m sure I would have had a better chance of getting laid.

So I’m sitting around the house today in my speedos very, very, very horny but nobody to share it with.

Hi everybody….   Hi Doctor Nick!!!

I’m a little dusty this morning, there is a bottle of rum missing and $150 out of my wallet missing.  Neither of which is a result of theft.

Not sure how to play this ‘Karen’ thing – last nights drunken post was a first in many many ways.  Only 12,000 people read this blog a day so I hope it isn’t boring you guys.  I’m open to suggestions on how to play it.  I’m not 100% sure but I think I made out with her.

You guys know I’ve a habit of being hungover and horny……

I’m going to go back to sleep, then I’ll grab some brunch, then I’ll go to my first ever soccer game, then I’ll watch some cricket and by then I’ll feel much better I hope.