There is just something slightly ‘naughty’ about red speedos.  Right?

Over the years I have had many different red speedos, but right now my speedo collection only has a pair of Q Swimwear that are a dark red.  I think I need to rectify this.

Here are some of my speedo selfies from the archives.  I did love those Resqme (the ones with the yellow stripe on them).  Unfortunately, I tried to reach out to them several times and never heard anything from them.

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A repost from last summer when I was trying out some new pink speedos.

Because this post includes selfies of me at my local beach (50m from my home) I’m going to keep this post and these speedo selfies for members only.

This is why I created the members only area of the blog, so that I could share pics and experiences that I don’t really want to be 100% public.

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Saturday morning I woke up a little hungover.  Long time members (this is a members only post) will be aware that when I’m hungover, I am super horny!!!

Dragging my arse out of bed, I needed some beach time and the day was just perfect.

I couldn’t be bothered driving up to a quiet beach (I probably would have been over the blood alcohol limit still) so I threw on my pink AussieBum’s, a towel, threw my laptop, phone and some sunscreen in my bag and wandered down to the beach.

Tide was high and I did go south to a quieter end of the beach and worked on my speedo tan.

If you wandered in to the dunes and found a guy wearing a pair of pink AussieBum speedos…. what would you do?

As promised, here are my red speedo selfies.

Yes, members get to see the full size images, I’ve gotta be a little bit discrete.

Jeez, I just realized it is midday (Sunday here in Australia) and I have been sitting here on my deck working since 8am.  The hours I put in to provide you guys with top class speedo porn is amazing.  Good thing I love my job.

The weather is kinda miserable today, there is a strong wind warning and they got that right, it is overcast and I didn’t even feel like going for my morning walk on the beach today.  I might go to the pool later this afternoon just to get out of the house.

I am still wearing speedos though.  I’m wearing my red Resqme speedos.  I’m also wearing my Ugg boots and a hoodie.  Bit if a weird combination, do you like it?

Sunday morning (nearly midday really) here in Australia and I was up early and went for a walk along the beach.

Didn’t see my landlord so nothing to report like what we got up to during the week.  By the way, thank you guys for the feedback, sounds like you enjoyed reading about how my landlord plowed my arse.

This morning on the beach, it seemed like everyone was wearing red speedos!

I saw a surf boat crew training and they were wearing red speedos, yes, the ones who wedgie their speedos up their butt crack so that they slide better on the seat.  Not sure what I’m talking about? Click here to see pics of surf boat crews in their speedos to get an idea of what I am talking about.  Then I passed a group of people who were doing some open water swim training and two of the guys there were wearing red speedos.

When I got back to the beach just outside my place, there was a guy who had just stripped down to go for a swim… guess what colour speedos he was wearing?  Yep red.

Finally, I took off my shirt, dropped my shorts and guess what colour speedos I was wearing?

Since I’ve had my fill of red speedo eye candy this morning, here are some of my favourite pics of guys wearing red speedos.

And here are some speedo selfies of me wearing my red speedos.

I have been super horny all week, do you guys ever get like that?

It started Monday when everyone in Sydney/New South Wales was telling me about their Freedom Day/Lockdown Orgies, that night I got to watch an orgy which I would have loved to be a part of.  The last three days the weather hasn’t been great so I’ve been inside working and writing a bunch about two recent experiences of mine and I’ve just been horny.

Jerking off 5 times a day kind of horny!!!

Usually I’m once a day, maybe twice a day but not 5 times a day for a week.

I might have a threesome lined up tomorrow night but I’ll tell you guys about it tomorrow.

Please leave a comment and let me know if you ever get that horny?

This is what I woke up to this morning…..