For those of you who don’t know, a ‘Fleshlight’ is a sex toy that looks like a flash light but you can fuck it.  It is the top selling male sex toy of all time and I’ve had one for a while and I bought Kip one a couple of years ago.

They really do feel awesome but I still jack off on my own 10x more than I use my Fleshlight but I can recommend it.

Today I saw this pic of a fleshlight in a bed and I can’t believe I never thought about it…..

Again, I can’t believe I never thought of this position with my Flesh Light.

I just checked…. and my bed is at the perfect height.

So this is my plan, I fuck the bed/fleshlight and Kip gets behind me and fucks me.  I’m going to give a prediction on the time it takes before I explode my load at 3 strokes or roughly 2 seconds.

Struck out last night guys.  Was a nice evening and the ex-box was looking pretty good.  I actually ran into someone that I know which is the first time that has happened to me in the big smoke of San Francisco.

I thought I was in, but the end of the evening kinda fizzled so my flesh jack got a punishing when I got home.

Was an early night though and I’m up early today and I have a shit tonne of work to get done.  Tomorrow night I might go out with the boys but I’ll see what happens and I might go for a run this afternoon if this weather holds – it is pretty nice out.