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Guys Faking It

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Interesting post from 10 years ago I thought I should share with you guys.

I wonder how many of my readers/fans have been around that long?

Kip had a full house on Tuesday night with some friends of his heading back to Denver after a weekend in Moab.

It was fun having 3 str8 boys hanging about and in the hottub but nothing naughty happened despite a rather large amount of alcohol consumed for a Tuesday evening.

During the night the subject of guys faking it came up.  All of us had said that we had faked it.  That surprised me.

It brought back thoughts of when I faked it…..

I picked up a girl at a bar called Sirens in Terrigal (it is a dive bar for sure).  She was super keen, a little older than me and a nurse.  I took her back to my place, shagged like rabbits – I think I came twice.  Then the next morning she wanted a shag before I dropped her home.  She was not very pretty the night before so you can only imagine how pretty she was the next morning…..  One other thing – it was stinking hot and I’ve never had aircon.

She wanted it so after a few attempts I told her to get on her knees so I could think of something else.  I was hard but there was no way I was going to be able to cum so I moaned, moaned and then pretended to cum.  I pulled out and threw my condom in the trash can.

Thing is…. she thought that I had faked it – hahahaha.

Anyways – I dropped her home and never saw her again.

That is the only time I’ve ever faked it.  I don’t think any guys have faked it on me but I’m pretty sure some girls have faked it for sure.

It was an interesting topic to hear str8 boys talk about and I’d love to hear your thoughts on it guys.

February 28th, 2023

Missing Central NSW

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This morning, lying in bed checking some things on my phone I came across this photo…. my first thought was, I recognize that place.

It is my old beach down in Central NSW where I was living.

While I never saw these two guys at the beach, I did have a lot of fun.  I had to move because there was a big storm and an erosion event that caused trouble at the little house I was renting. With all the work required to shore up the property the landlord has decided to demolish the old house and build a McMansion.

It is only a 10 hour drive from here… I think I should go down for a road trip soon.

I’d probably stay with Alex and Adam which would surely involves lots of hardcore sex sessions (like the time I was fucked by 10 men).  Over the weekend I will have a think about it and see what I can organize.

Speedo Boys at the Beach

March 4th, 2021

The World is OK

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If you just sat inside and listened to the news you would think that the world is ending.

But, if you step outside, it isn’t quite as bad.  This photo is taken just a little bit south of my place.

Terrigal Beach

Friday here in Aussieland and it is a beautiful calm day.  I woke up, wearing a pair of black speedos, wandered down for a swim.  Water is still warm and you guys know how much I just love hanging out wearing nothing more than a tiny little speedo.

Coffee and vegemite on toast (yes we actually eat that down here).

A little bit of work and I’m just about to head off to Alex and Adam’s place for my daily sexercise.

When I get back I have some paperwork to do then I have a new movie to process.  It features a porn star pool party, yes, all the guys are wearing speedos.  Hopefully I’ll have that finished this afternoon.

Since it is such a nice day I might go down to the beach and work on my speedo tan while I work…. I’m wearing my AussieBum Portseas (click here to see a gallery of selfies of me wearing them).

This is the same beach from a different angle.  I took this photo a few years ago and I lost those speedos which someone at AussieBum had custom made for me.

If any of you guys are walking along that beach later today, see a guy wearing those blue AussieBum’s, working on a laptop and trying to hide a raging erection say hi to me.  Hahaha.

AussieBum Portseas

April 3rd, 2020

Anticipation of Friday Shenanigans

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I flew back into Australia last Thursday, and while everything went well it was still thirty six hours of travel from door to door.  When I got back to my little house on the beach I stripped out of clothes that just felt gross and got into the ocean as quickly as I could.

While I felt like a beer or a whiskey it was only mid morning so I sat out on my deck and opened my laptop to see what I had missed during my day and a half of travel.

Lots of work emails of course, but the first email I read was from my old fuck buddy Alex.

For those who aren’t familiar with my blog, I wrote about how a couple of years ago Alex outed me as being Aussie Speedo Guy.  At the time I thought Alex was straight, he had a long time girlfriend, and I was afraid he would share my secret with my mates.  The outcome couldn’t have been more polar to my fears.  Alex and I became fuck buddies, Alex broke up with his girlfriend and is now dating Adam and they live together.  Alex is completely out to the world and he has kept my secret.  His boyfriend is a great guy and occasionally I get to join them for some naughty fun.  My first orgy was organized by Alex and Adam which I have written about.

Back to checking my email.  Alex’s email read: “Dave, you must be back from the states any day now.  Would you like to come over for some fun with Adam and I on Friday night?  Say 9pm?”

I replied that they could count me in.

I tried to do some work sitting there looking at the ocean in my speedo but thoughts of what Alex and Adam might have planned distracted me from work.  The front of my speedo was being strained so I started rubbing the front of my speedo. I put on some porn featuring three guys in speedos by a pool.  Where I was sitting is pretty private and can’t be seen from the beach or one neighbour, the other neighbours are two chicks who work a nine to five schedule and they wouldn’t be home.

The porn was of a guy on his knees with two cocks for him to service, I was picturing Alex, Adam and I but I couldn’t decide which of the three guys on the laptop monitor I wanted to be.  The guy sucking or one of the guys being sucked who were making out with each other.

Then I was filling the front of my speedo with a pretty full load of my jizz.

I waited a little bit for me to calm down then ran down, jumped in the ocean and cleaned up.

April 4th, 2019

What are your New Years plans?

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Bit of a grey old start to New Years Eve here in Australia.

Not a whole lot planned here today, I think I’ll spend the morning working, have an afternoon nap then going to one of my friends parents house for dinner and bring in the New Year.  I can walk from their place but lots of old people so don’t see it being a big night.

I don’t think I’ll get a New Years kiss unfortunately.  Maybe next year – haha.

Does anyone have any big plans?

I’ll get stuck into some work, if you joined the lately, I will get to activating your account now.  At least I can sit around working in my speedos…..  wearing my Portsea’s right now.

AussieBum Portsea

December 30th, 2017

Rare Speedo Sighting

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My butt and cock are a little bit sore from yesterdays threesome with Alex and his boyfriend…. I’ll write more about that tomorrow.

What I do want to share with you guys now is that earlier today I was walking down the beach to town tograb a kilo of prawns for lunch and at one point this guy and girl walked from their towels down to the beach.  They were in their late 20’s I’m guessing and yes, he was wearing a classic black speedo brand speedo!!!

Despite what some people may think, young Aussie guys don’t usually wear speedos when hanging out at the beach.  At the pool when swimming laps that is different or if lifeguards are training they will wear speedos but not usually in social situations.

And the guy was really fucking hot!!!  Of course I walked home the same way by which time the couple were back on their towels both reading a book and he was there working on his speedo tan.

If that guy (or his girlfriend) are reading this blog – I am available for threesomes – hahaha.

Here is a collection of some tastey guys wearing their speedos at the beach.

Beach Speedos

December 27th, 2017
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