I just got back from a wonderful lunch with some old friends I haven’t seen in over a decade.

Lots of great banter and they enjoyed teasing me for not being married and having kids.

Of course, I am completely in the closet to these friends so that would never have guessed that later today I have a Grindr hookup.  The guy is early 30’s, love speedos and has a spa (hottub).  Of course I have been super horny all day, I went to lunch wearing a butt plug and the tiniest speedo in my suitcase.

I suppose I’ll give you some speedo selfies.

Happy Thong Thursday guys…..  when I made the title “Cock in a Thong Thursday” I’m not sure where to put the comma…

Cock, in a Thong Thursday.

Cock in a Thong, Thursday.

So I went with no comma at all.

This isn’t really a speedo…. but it does make the mind boggle.

I am really proud of myself this week, I got to the pool every single day (Monday thru Friday).  My Friday afternoon, my arms were beat but surprisingly, I managed to swim 2,000m.

Feels great.

Pictured below are the speedos that I wore this week (I didn’t end up wearing my new green ones, they day I was going to, they were wet from my morning swim at the beach).

When I was combining this collection of speedos that I wore it got me thinking.  Does my vast speedo collection make me look gay to the pool staff?  I’m sure if you worked there every day you would notice if one guy kept wearing different speedos nearly every day.

There is one lifeguard, he was there all 5 days this week.  He says hello but we don’t talk that much, he seems like a bit of a sleaze and tried to hit on any girl that is there.  I would think he must notice…..

Nothing naughty with this lifeguard but I have had a few interesting experiences with lifeguards in the past.  Click here to read about one of the young lifeguards (same pool but he doesn’t work there anymore).

Happy Thong Thursday guys.  I have some big news… last week I ordered a swimming thong.

It hasn’t arrived yet but you’ll be sure to hear about it when it does.

I hope when I am wearing mine this happens (mine is black not pink but otherwise, I hope for a similar result).

Tonight I have two cute young twinks, aka the Slave Boys coming over for a bit of a threesome session.

If you are new here, you can read about the Slave Boys by clicking here. They really are naughty young gay guys and while I wouldn’t hang out with them at the local pub (they are very gay), they are great guys to hang out with at an orgy.

I haven’t seen these little fuckers for a few months and one of them messaged me this morning asking if I’d be OK hosting tonight.

I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow if you are interested.