I am finally home, sweet home guys. Again, apologies for the lack of posts over the last couple of weeks. First I was busy as hell, and on my drive south I did a little bit of exploring and I stayed in this National Park where I had no phone, or internet, connection for 3 days. I don’t think I’ve ever gone 12 hours without internet.
I feel recharged and ready to kick ass over the Xmas/summer period (it is our summer break here in Australia).
After being away for what feels like, forever, I had a list of things I need to order. I cracked my mobile phone, the speedometer on my car broke so I have ordered a heads up GPS display (hope it works), I’ve lost about 5kgs so I need new belts, and I need new running shoes (an American fan/now friend is a fantastic runner and he tells me what shoes to buy, he recently had his first two guy threesome which he has given me permission to share with you guys if you are interested).
Of course, I feel like I need some new speedos. I have lots of speedos but my white ones are too see through, some have lost their drawstrings and the Aussie Flag ones, that I am wearing right now, are a little bit too skimpy for public consumption.
I just did a stocktake of the speedos that I can wear to the pool/public and I really only have 5 pairs:
- Ryke Blue and Black Stripe – my most recent and most expensive speedo.
- Turbo – these are tight and I don’t wear them often but they are nice.
- Black ADDICTED – little tight but a classic black speedo. I’ve owned this in green and blue and they wear out really quickly.
- Maroon AussieBum – these are the speedos I wore to the pool this morning.
- Multicoloured ADDICTED – these are a really nice speedo.
Pic here
One thing I don’t have is a red speedo…. these ones pictured below look like they would be fine in public right? Anyone know where I can find these? I might make them my Xmas present to myself.
Tonight I will be wearing my AussieBum maroon coloured speedos, under my jeans……
There is a game of Rugby on tonight between my state (Queensland) and the neighbouring state to the south (New South Wales). Bit of a grudge thing that happens every year in a 3 game series. I have been invited down to the big smoke to watch the game with a bunch of old friends which will be a blast.
If my team, the Queensland Maroons loose and don’t score any points, I will be expected to drop my jeans and run around the block in my jocks…. my Maroon AussieBums. Hopefully it doesn’t come to that, but I’m OK if it does.
I just checked (the my selfies album – click here to see it), and I don’t have any pics of me wearing my Maroon speedos. They are a size too small so I don’t wear them often but I am loosing some weight so perhaps I’ll wear them a bit more.
What did inspire me to buy them was this speedo porno movie. It is old so quality isn’t what we get these days, but it is pretty darn hot and I am going to jerk off to it once I click ‘Publish’ on this blog post.
7 minute promotional version I made up available for non-members, members get to watch the entire 26 minute version….. If you were considering becoming a member, this is worth the $5 on its own.
I am really proud of myself this week, I got to the pool every single day (Monday thru Friday). My Friday afternoon, my arms were beat but surprisingly, I managed to swim 2,000m.
Feels great.
Pictured below are the speedos that I wore this week (I didn’t end up wearing my new green ones, they day I was going to, they were wet from my morning swim at the beach).
When I was combining this collection of speedos that I wore it got me thinking. Does my vast speedo collection make me look gay to the pool staff? I’m sure if you worked there every day you would notice if one guy kept wearing different speedos nearly every day.
There is one lifeguard, he was there all 5 days this week. He says hello but we don’t talk that much, he seems like a bit of a sleaze and tried to hit on any girl that is there. I would think he must notice…..
Nothing naughty with this lifeguard but I have had a few interesting experiences with lifeguards in the past. Click here to read about one of the young lifeguards (same pool but he doesn’t work there anymore).
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