I have so much to tell you guys!!!

Last night about 10pm I arrived at Kips place in Breckenridge, Colorado. But the last time I posted I was in San Francisco. I had one of the HUGEST nights of my life in Reno. I drove my beautiful new car 1,200 miles (1,900kms). I picked up Kips bonus/Xmas present. And ever since I crossed the Utah/Colorado state border it has been snowing.

However, the most important thing I need to tell you about is what I found in one of my ‘storage’ boxes today. A pair of white arena speedos which I had completely forgotten about. They are tiny but they are amazing – I’m wearing them now as I write this to you.

I bought them last year and I had completely forgotten about them. I think I lost maybe 5kgs while I was in New Zealand so that might be it but these things are awesome. They ride super low (they must be like one of those japanese cut suits) but they fit well – sorry if that sounds like an oxymoron.

So I’ve been wearing them all day and as I think they are a perfect fit Kip hasn’t fucked my arse yet today and until I take these off… he won’t be.

I have to tell you about Reno…..