The latest New Zealand unemployment figures were released today and they are the highest in 9 years.

So, if money wasn’t an issue for me (it is so please drop my SwimmerBoyz.com) then I would do my part by placing an ad for a Speedo Man Servant.

• Hours may vary…. depending on how fast you want it to be.
• Uniform provided.
• Please include photo in application.
• Must be able to travel.
• Part time applicants who are willing to share position may be considered.
• Laundry and general house keeping duties will be expected.
• Cooking would be nice but if you can pick up KFC then that counts.
• Bar tending skills would be handy.
• Speedo tans will make short list.

Anyone want to applpy?  Email me your application (with photo) to DaveSpeedoEvans@Hotmail.com and I’ll post it up here over the weekend.  Just a giggle unfortunately.

These three guys were completely acceptable.  Perhaps I should have a 3 month internship and have 5 inters?  Owwwwwwww.

Here is a fantasy of mine – I wrote this way back and it is a fantasy of me being a ‘Speedo Waiter’.  Click here to read this old post.

Today is the last day of school holidays and I can’t wait for Monday!!!!

All the Aussie tourists will be back home so town here won’t be so busy.  I’ve got a bunch of mates from the Central Coast (big over an hour north of Sydney) arriving for a week and there is snow forecast this weekend.

Everything is coming up Millhouse!!!!

Now if I could only get laid.

I’ve gotta be close to setting a new personal best for length of time without getting laid BUT I’m doing lots of work AND life is really much less complex.

Anyways – I should post some speedo photos.  Because the pool has been too busy I haven’t been for a swim in over 2 weeks now and I’m looking forward to getting back to the pool and in my speedos…..  So here are a bunch of regular guys in speedos.

Down in the southern hemisphere we don’t wrestle at skool (as far as I know) but a good speedo wrestling session is exactly what I need.

I’m not sure how long I would last before things turned sexual but that isn’t really a bad thing is it?  Enjoy these speedo wrestling photos.

For the last week I’ve been masturbating at least 3 times a day – probably more like 4. Twice in the morning and twice at night.

And this isn’t a new thing with me.

I’m just wondering if everyone else is this horny all the time.

I do admit that being on the Central Coast there haven’t been too many shagging opportunities (went out on Saturday night to the pub and there seemed to be 3 hot chicks to ever guy but unlike in Colorado – striking up conversation was really difficult). Perhaps in Colorado the Aussie accent works better and I suppose most nights we go out in Colorado it is with a big group of friends and you always run into people when out.

With all this rain here (not raining right now but expected to piss down this afternoon) I have been spending a bit of time online and there are two couples in Colorado who are interested in having me join them…. could be interesting and I’ll keep you guys posted.

Yesterday afternoon it did stop raining for a couple of hrs so I took a book, a rum and found a nice quiet spot on one of the headlands here and parked myself for a couple of hrs. Here are some pics of the spot….

Over the last couple of days I’ve been posting lots of scenery and work stuff so I thought I better give you guys some more speedos.  Check out these three guys wearing speedos.  That is what I want – a place on the beach with 2 speedo guys there to hang out with.

I’ve never been a big wet dreamer – I think I’ve had 2 ever (maybe just one).

I’ve heard of guys who have them a lot more often then that – perhaps it is my passion for wanking that when I’m asleep by body knows it has to save that cum for when I wake up.

This morning I awoke after having a dream about being in the middle of a threesome with two hot guys – no wet dream for me but I was rock hard and ready to fuck Kip’s brains out, which I did.

Not an unusual occurance at our place as you can imagine.

But it did get me thinking about wet dreams and here are some statistics that I’ve found…..

• 83% of men in the US will experience a wet dream (which means 17% never will)
• 97% of Indonesian men will experience a wet dream by 24yo.
• For 40yo men who have had a wet dream – they will experience a wet dream once every 6 weeks.
• 13% of men experience their first ejaculation via a wet dream.

Being relatively inexperienced with wet dreams I’d love to hear from those of you out there who have regular wet dreams.

Here are some pics from the not-so wet dream I had this morning.