It was great to read your comments yesterday guys.  I loved K1’s story about jerking off in the car he was that horny.

The guy that I had found on Grindr piked on me but Tim read my blog post and dropped me a text.  Tim was there when Alex had his first threesome and first fuck but Tim has been travelling and been out of town so I didn’t even think of him.

It was great, Tim couldn’t come over until after work and I was incredibly horny ALL DAY LONG but I managed to hold off.

So Tim arrived a bit after 5 and I was wearing nothing but a speedo.  Tim said he would have a quick shower and that I better be ready when he got out.

When Tim came out of the shower I was in the kitchen, now 100% hard in a pair of black lycra speedo brand speedos.  Tim called out from my bedroom and I walked in and saw him on all fours telling me to fuck away!!!  I grabbed a condom and squirted some lube down his crack and without wasting a second I slipped my cock all the way inside him.

2 more strokes and I was done!!!

Hahahaha, I told you I was horny.

After watching the terrible performance by the Broncos yesterday morning I needed a bit of a pickup so I setup my Grindr account and low and behold…. there are a bunch of local guys here.

I spoke to a few guys but I really wanted to get off right then.

One guy said that he could come over just after lunch and he sounded pretty hot.  I told him I love speedos and he promised to wear a blue pair (AussieBums) that he has.  We’ll call him Tim although he asked me not to mention his real name.

Tim arrived on time and he thought we should hit the shower first.  My house is pretty old and the bathroom is old school and the shower isn’t very big which was just fine by us.  Tim was wearing a pair of sky blue speedos and I was wearing a pair of black arena speedos.  Things got pretty hot in the shower but we both managed to keep our speedos on although the front of our speedos was straining against our cocks which were both now at full mast.

We were both dying to release our cocks and our loads so after a quick dry off we headed to my bedroom, wet speedos still on.

I pulled Tim’s cock our the side of his speedo and began polishing his knob.  He didn’t last long and I took his entire load.

Then it was my turn and Tim offered his mouth and his arse and I chose his arse.  With Tim on his knees I pulled the back of his speedo down around his thighs, I lubed him up sticking a couple of fingers in his tight arsehole.  I put on a condom and I had difficulty holding myself back from just thrusting my cock all the way in and going to town.

I started slow but this wasn’t Tim’s first rodeo and he encouraged me to fuck him harder.

It didn’t take long before my cock was pulsing ejecting my load.  I pulled out slowly, cleaned up and both Tim and I were on our backs panting.

And that was pretty much it.  Tim left his speedos because they were still a little wet from our shower and he said it will give him an excuse to come back.

That is my first shag being back and there were some other guys I was talking to on Grindr so I think I might see if I can find some more fun this afternoon….

And here are Tim’s speedos.

Last week I was playing golf and I slightly topped a tee shot but it went down the middle.

A friend of mine called it a ‘condom’ shot. I have never heard that before and he explained that it doesn’t feel as good but it is safe.

I really didn’t expect to blog about that golf joke but I was just watching some US News on NPR (yes I love my Fox News but I watch all sorts) and one of the commentators said that half of pregnancies in the US are unplanned and half of those pregnancies result in abortion. Those figures really startled me.

For those of you who have been reading this for a while will know that I have a zero tolerance attitude towards unprotected sex – with men or women and it still startles me when people say ‘don’t worry about’. Well, yeah I will worry about it thank you very much. From those pregnancy figures obviously a lot of people out there are not worrying about it.

I have a 100%, black and white, no excuses policy when it comes to safe sex.

One of my favourite sayings is…

“It’s like a condom, better to have one and not need it, than to need it and not have it.”

I have been in the unfortunate position where I haven’t had a condom and have just had to live with oral sex – ow darn I hate it when I’m put out like that.

Some of my friends feel the same way, some don’t and it often shocks me the position they put themselves in.

This ‘concept’ of safe sex wasn’t drilled into me by anyone.  My parents never gave me the ‘birds and bees’ talk, I’ve never really discussed sex with my folks and my first handful of sexual experiences weren’t long term things where subjects like this are developed over time.  It just made sense to me and condoms are readily available and not very expensive.

Today Pope Benedict, in his infinite wisdom, has hinted and ‘lifting his ban’ on condom use….. with male prostitutes to start with in order to reduce the risk of spreading HIV.

I’m sure the catholic male prosititutes of the word are waiting for this ‘ban’ to be lifted so they can drop by their local drug store and pick up some rubbers before work.  Does that make any sense?  No sex before marriage and no marriage between anyone who isn’t a man and a woman.  I’m pretty sure there are a few more steps that could be taken by the catholic church but it is nice to see them having a think about leaving the dark ages and joining the rest of us here in the 21st century.

Bit of a rant of a post and I promise I’ll post some more speedo pics tomorrow – actually tomorrow I have to spend about 8 hrs adding new movies to the database so I’ll make sure I share some screen shots with you guys.

You guys know I’m a fan of the ‘fuck buddy’ and ‘ex-sex’ concepts so when I managed to get in touch with Adam I was super excited.

Adam and I were fuck buddies back when I was in New Zealand in 2005!!!!  He is a little older than me but still just as cute.  I had forgotten that I had written about the first time we met until Adam sent me the link from a May 2005 post.  Here is what we got up to that first time…..

This afternoon at 3pm I drove over to Adams. I wore my Aussie Bum Portseas (there is a link on the left here for posts with pics – click on it to see what the portsea is).

I had a couple of rums here before hand… for confidence as well as for not exploding so early – hehehehe. I took my hip flask and a bottle ok coke-a-cola.

Man I was so nervous I was shaking hey!!!!

So I rocked up – Adam was awesome and super cute!!!! Was a little taller than I was and I suppose the same weight so he was a little slimmer. He is from England but doesn’t have that twanky English accent which I don’t like.

Adam is a dive master (scuba diving) and has spent the last 12 months getting up his hours underwater diving. And since he loves speedos – I found out that he has the most (by far) speedo tan I have ever personally seen in my life!!!!

So I rocked up – we had a few drinks on the couch and literally all of a sudden we are both sitting on the couch (as we have been for half an hour) but we are kissing!!!

I was wearing my trendy jeans and they were by now well and truly undone and Adam was playing with me through my Aussue Bum’s. As promised – Adam was wearing a black pair of Nike Speedos they are called Nike Tyr’s I think.

We spent a fair while on the couch playing, as I had expected not much foreplay, and we moved into Adam’s bedroom. Our jeans were quickly removed and so were our shirts – our speedos remained.

I do have to admit – Aussie Bums are made out of nylon so they don’t stretch and they last longer but the lycra of Adam’s Nike Tyr’s felt amazing!!!!

So the two of us are now in Adam’s room and none of his house mates are home. We are kissing and touching/rubbing, I am wearing my Aussie Bums and Adam is wearing his Nike Tyr’s. This to me is about as horny as it gets. As I was getting very very close (even though my wanking efforts over the last couple of days were quite heavy) I went down on Adam.

He was cut – like I am – and I kept his speedos on and pulled his cock out the side of his speedos and started sucking him. I do admit (due to lack of experience) that I’m not the worlds greatest blow jobber but it was only a couple of minutes of me sucking Adams cock and some nice ball rubbing and he was cumming in my mouth. I don’t like tasting cum all that much but being a ‘first date’ I took it like a man and didn’t bat an eye lid.

After I was done swalling Adam’s load he started straight down on me. I was trying to hold out as long as I could and (as he wasn’t that experienced at head – although probably much more than myself) I asked him if he’d like to fuck my arse.

I didn’t have to ask Adam twice.

He pulled out a frangger and with a tonne of moisturiser began to play with my arse hole as I layed on my back. Man Adam had a nice chest – not once ounce of fat hey – his stomach just blended right into the top of his speedos which he still had on. It took Adam a couple of minutes to get full hard and all the while his dick was playing with my smooth asshole.

Once Adam was hard (and I mean rock hard) I told him to put just his head in my arse (I’m only new at this so couldn’t take it all). He did as I said and as I was on my back and Adam was on his knees he was stroking my cock which he had liberally lubricated with moisteriser (I’m sure that isn’t how you spell it).

With just the head of Adam’s cock in my arse (in a condom of course) I came very very quickly!!!! When I was done I moved around and stroked Adam until he came a second time.

After which we kinda just layed on the bed for a while. After about half an hour we heard one of Adam’s house mates come in so I decided to get my styff together and get outta there.

It was awesome, Adam was bloody hot and we promised to see each other again. Adam is going to Stewat Island tomorrow and he did ask me to go (to do with the local mt. biking club).

As I am not fit enuf just yet (although I will be I promise) and since I have no money coming in for the next couple of weeks I had to declide.

I think Adam is the hottest gay internet date I have ever had. Totally kewl – no pressure – awesome in bed and he lives in the same town as I do. We both admitted to loving threesomes and we promised each other that if we had the chance for a threesome that the opposite would be invited.

This afternoon we got up to a little more fun but I’ll have to compose myself and sit down to write it.  Perhaps in transit over the next couple of days on my way home I’ll get a chance.

You guys know my position on condom use – I choose to use condoms and if you don’t then we aren’t going to fuck. 

There are two couples that I’ve played with who really didn’t want me to use a condom – I was polite as I could be in saying that I was pretty serious about condom use.  In the end these couples agreed that it was fine (this was well before the fact – not when we were all naked in the living room).

I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching.  I’ll stop now.

Anyways – back to the idea of this post.

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

• Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
• Tesco Condoms – every little helps
• Nike Condoms – Just do it
• Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
• KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
• Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
• Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
• Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
• Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
• Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
• Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
• Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
• Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
• Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
• Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
• Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
• Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
• Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
• Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
• Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
• Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
• Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
• Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
• Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
• McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!