Yesterday I was a little bit hungover, first time in ages for me. I’ve been super busy, exercising a bunch and I don’t have many friends here on the Sunshine Coast so I haven’t been partying too much.
Monday evening I was just working and then talking to some friends online and all of a sudden it was midnight, I hadn’t eaten dinner and I realized that I was a bit tipsy. So I went to bed. Tuesday morning I was a little bit dusty, I’m sure not eating dinner didn’t help.
I had to go down to Brisbane to see some people in the afternoon so on my way down I thought I’d explore a beach which has a bit of a reputation for being a nude hang out. If you are a member and want to know the location, shoot me an email and I will share it with you.
On the drive down I grabbed some greasy Macca’s (that is McDonald’s for my International readers), I had a 2 ltr bottle of water and found a nice quiet spot in the dunes.
I stripped down to my new red AussieBum speedo and willed my headache to go away.
The greasy burger and water were helping and after a couple of hours I was starting to feel a little bit better and I felt like I had soaked up enough sun so was thinking it was time to leave. Just as I was thinking this, I heard someone, really close.
I was on my back and I sat up to see a young couple standing like ten meters away.
They were probably late 20’s, she was wearing a black bikini, he was shirtless wearing dork shorts and they had their towels in their hands.
All three of us were like kangaroos in headlights. We all started apologizing and I muttered that I was just about to leave so they could have some privacy. The guy said it was OK, it was a big beach and they would find a spot a little further south.
What do you think they were doing in the dunes?
Walking away the chick had a g-string bottom on her bikini which looked amazing (they seem to be common here in Australia now) and she did look over her shoulder and give me a smile (just like this photo, but black bikini).
I didn’t think it was quite enough of a hint to be an invitation to join them, and I thought it would be weird if I followed their footsteps… what do you guys think?
On my way back to the car I just wore my red speedo, the beach was completely empty and it felt amazingly free. I took a quick selfie for you guys too.
This weeks Speedo Movie of the Week (will be available tomorrow) features a bunch of gay porn stars hanging out at a beautiful pool. They are all wearing speedos and of course, it ends up being a complete fuck fest.
Ow… what we would all give to be in the middle of that!!!
So the other day I was up at the local Nude Beach (Birdie Beach) and I noticed the usual old weirdo dudes about. I generally walk down the beach and get a nice quiet spot and am not really there cruising. In all the times I’ve been to that beach, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a hot younger guy.
My question then… where are the gay porn stars working on their speedo tans? I want to know because I’d like to work on my speedo tan where they do.
Check out this guy below…. he has an amazing speedo tan.
Not convinced? Check out these guys!!!
My server admin Kip runs all the important tech stuff for all of my blogs and sites. He is brilliant and I wouldn’t have a business if it wasn’t for him. We met years ago through my previous server administrator who was given a job at one of the mega tech companies and he suggested Kip.
The role doesn’t require that someone has a speedo fetish or are even gay, but they will be working on a bunch of gay fetish websites. During our ‘interview’ I showed Kip my sites and asked him if he was OK working with/around that kind of content. He said he was totally fine with it, the content wasn’t an issue at all, he was only concerned with the setup of the infrastructure. At the time and wanted to be sure he could work with what was in place which it turns out he was more than capable.
I didn’t ask Kip had a speedo fetish or about his sexuality at the time. I didn’t know if he was gay or straight. That didn’t matter to the job, that didn’t matter to me and since Kip lived in Colorado, there was a chance we would never even meet each other in person.
That isn’t how it turned out. Kip and I are now great friends, Kip has had a couple of trips to Australia and I’ve been over to the states at least once a year for the last five years.
Turns out, Kip has a huge speedo fetish. He had it before working with me. It definitely hasn’t diminished since we started working together. We have also become fuck buddies although neither of us could see any kind of relationship in the traditional sense of the word.
While Kip is more gay than I am, he is out to his family and friends where I am not. He is shy and not very comfortable wearing speedos out in public. Saying that, he has the body that looks fantastic in a speedo. Last winter Kip had to pay up when he lost a bet to wear speedos with me at several Colorado hot springs (something I wrote about in detail). Without me being present, I don’t think Kip has ever or would ever wear speedos in public.
A few weeks ago Kip told me this story of him having much more speedo courage than I ever thought possible. He has also given me permission to write about his experience and share it with you guys.
It was the middle of summer and Kip went out to the east coast to hang out with some relatives. He drove out which was a three day mission. Once there (he did ask me not to disclose the location but if you are a member, drop me an email and I’ll tell you where this happened), Kip hooked up with a guy from Grindr who told him that there was a nude beach nearby and it was a place where guys hooked up. A few days later, Kip was horny (perhaps from all the speedo porn that is part of his work life) and decided to go to the nude beach and see what kind of trouble he could get in to.
Kip did say that part of his motivation was to work on his speedo tan. He is a huge fan of my speedo tan.
He got to the carpark feeling like a pervert, there were just the normal beach crowd in the parking lot, old, young, kids, couples, groups of people and families. His instructions were to walk up the beach about twenty minutes and he quickly realized that the beach nearest the parking lot was a normal beach. Kip was wearing normal clothing, shorts, t-shirt and he had his speedos on under his shorts. He had intentionally not brought along his dork shorts knowing that it would force him to go to the nude area because he wouldn’t speedo it up in front of a usual beach (he is so silly isn’t he?).
Kip said that the beach traffic was next to none a few minutes north of the parking lot. Then he saw some people with the usual umbrellas and beach chairs further ahead. Before he knew it Kip was in the middle of nude town, and he was completely clothed.
He said that everyone was polite, people nodding hello and even waving, much nicer than the normal beach. By then he felt out of place because he had his clothes on but he felt like he had gone too far now and couldn’t really take anything off. Another five minutes and the mass of nudity dwindled and Kip found a pretty quiet spot, laid out his towel, grabbed his laptop and dropped his shorts so that he was wearing only a classic black speedo brand speedo.
Like every time that Kip has speedo’d it up in public, he said he felt a crazy sensation. Not just nude like in the locker rooms, but nude and naughty like sex (but not quite that naughty).
Kip had mobile coverage so used his mobile as a hotspot so started to do some work while working on his speedo tan.
It wasn’t porn related work (most of Kip’s work doesn’t actually have anything to do with the porn, he is tech and looks at code more than cock – I on the other hand work on cock and less code) so he wasn’t horny and was focused on what he was doing when something caught his eye to his right (south) that was about to get him stretching the front of his speedo.
Twenty minutes earlier two guys, mid thirties or so had walked up the beach and found a spot less than half a football pitch south of Kip, he barely noticed because they weren’t in his space. His only real thought about it was that he’d feel a little more awkward when he went for a swim than he would have if they were further away. But other than that, Kip had paid them no attention.
What finally did catch Kip’s attention was one of the guys blowing the other one. One guy had stood up, the other guy was on his knees going to town on the other guys cock.
Kip said that when he did a double take of what was going on, the guy getting blown was looking straight at Kip and smiled. What was Kip to do? The guys obviously had none of the inhibitions that Kip had so they probably liked being watched but for some weird reason Kip felt he wasn’t supposed to watch…. if there is any kind of nude beach etiquette then Kip would be one of the last people to know them.
So, with a growing hard on from watching a guy suck cock thirty yards away from him on a beach, Kip didn’t move a muscle (except the muscle inside his speedo which was growing – although not uncomfortable yet), he kept his laptop open but found himself watching more and more.
Then Kip saw the guy being sucked make some kind of motion to someone further south that Kip couldn’t quite see. Kip was puzzled…..
A minute later, maybe a more, maybe less, Kip saw a third guy, around the same age, completely nude walking up the beach towards the couple who were still at it. Kip couldn’t believe it!!! The third guy walked up, shook hands with the guy getting blown, stood beside him and then his cock was in the mouth of the guy on his knees.
This kind of thing only happened in porn or occasionally hanging out with me (Aussie Speedo Guy) when I had managed to prearrange a hookup scenario. This kind of thing doesn’t happen in real life, thought Kip.
Then the guy who was originally getting the blowjob looked at Kip and waved him over.
Kip tells me that he felt like the dog that caught the car. He was a little jealous when the third guy joined in because it wasn’t him but now that he was being invited to be the fourth he was terrified. His indecision caused the first guy and the second guy to both start waving him over. That was too much peer pressure for Kip to stand so he closed him laptop and stood up.
His cock was hard, his speedo was under huge strain and the lycra has a dollop of precum oozing through it.
Not knowing the etiquette of nude beach group blowjobs Kip thought it would be polite to remove his speedo. The started to undo the white drawstring when he heard a whistle, he looked up and the guys being blown were shaking their heads and indicating that they didn’t want Kip to remove his speedo. That was OK, speedos make Kip even hornier, just like me.
It was only thirty yards, but Kip reckons it took him half an hour to walk through the soft sand to the threesome that was about to become a foursome.
I don’t want to overstate how nervous or how much of a first time this was for Kip. If anything he is more sexually experienced with men than I am, he has had many, many group sex experiences (some with me) and has no problem at all hooking up with guys and he is probably more comfortable with casual hookups than I am. So don’t think that Kip is nervous about the sex, it is the public nature of it that he is unaccustomed to.
As Kip approaches the three guys, the first guy takes a step, extends a hand and introduces himself as Neil. Neil then proceeds to introduce Troy whose cock is being sucked and his husband, Smithy, whose mouth is full of cock and grunts a greeting.
The rest of this story is for members only guys.
Kip requested a little bit of discretion which I trust you’ll understand.
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Did anyone know that Canberra has a nude beach? I didn’t, why hasn’t anyone told me this before?
Today I was planning on going to Parliament for Question Time (to see Poly Paul in action), but the weather was soooooo awesome that Poly Paul suggested I head out to Canberra’s nude beach, Kamba Pool, and see what kind of mischief I could get up to and maybe arrange more speedo friendly company for us.
Sorry guys, rest of this post is members only. Have to keep it that way for discretion purposes. If you were ever thinking of joining I think this week could be the week you want to join.
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