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Finally the sun is out here on the Aussie Central Coast.
It isn’t like there has been no sunshine at all since I’ve been back but none of these gorgeous days with uninterrupted sunshine and no wind. The water (ocean) temps are still pretty warm at about 18C but the air temp has been colder than that.
Since it is a nice day, I’m going to spend it wearing nothing but speedos. Why not?
If you walk past my house and you see me up sitting with my laptop wearing my speedos, come up and say g’day. You should be only wearing a speedo as well though.
June 28th, 2015
Living on the beach has definitely had an impact on my sex life. It is a crappy old house that I live in but being right on the beach is amazing. Now a bigger house with a pool would be great but all of you guys would have to join my site SwimmerBoyz.com and I still might need a sugar daddy to afford it.
I’ve never owned a boat but I’m pretty sure if I had a boat….. my sex life would improve even more. I think Sean who owns AussieBum has a big fancy boat down in Sydney and I can only imagine what he gets up to on it.
If I did have a boat, it would be ‘speedo only’ of course.
June 4th, 2015
Yesterday we delayed out Vail trip because it was freezing and kinda overcast, this was despite me being up at 6am for Christs sake.
But today we did smack up the Vail today and instead of posting before 7am like yesterday, I’m posting after 10pm tonight.
It was awesome and I love Vail, I just can’t afford to live there.
Kip and I caught up with Jeff (he said it was OK to mention his name) who has a holiday house in Vail – yeah it was just as beautiful as it sounds. Jeff was awesome and at the end of the day he took us down the infamous Minturn Mile. Was nice to have a local show us around and after a few margarita’s we headed back to Jeff’s for a hottub and you wouldn’t believe it…. he has the same house rule as Kip does…. speedos only.
I’ll share a little more about that tomorrow morning for you guys but here are some scenery pics of Vail that Kip took. We did take some hottub photos but Jeff asked that we not publish those, maybe in the members area of SwimmerBoyz.com but we’ll see.
Sleep tight guys.
February 28th, 2013
I promised about telling the speedo party and this morning I woke up at about 5am and my head is feeling much better than on Sunday and even on Monday I wasn’t quite 100%.
The speedo party worked out great. There were probably 25 people there – maybe 10 girls and 15 guys. Maybe 5 of the guys were gay and the rest str8. 5 of the str8 boys turned up not wearing speedos and were told they weren’t allowed in unless they speedo’d it up. Thankfully Kip and I had a nice supply of speedos for those guys and since they saw that everyone was in speedos nobody complained.
Kip’s sisters new man was one of the guys who rocked up not in speedos but he speedo’d it up when he realised we were serious that he wouldn’t be allowed in unless he put on a pair of speedos. It did help that Kip’s sister thought it was a great idea and was very supportive of implementing the ‘speedo only’ rule.
Kip had cranked the heat up in the house so it was nice and warm and the hottub was open with spare towels out for some hottub action later on.
2 guys from Denver who are fans of the blog that Kip knows came up for the party – they were super excited and were both wearing AussieBums with ‘AussieBum’ on the bum.
Well guys I’ve gotten caught up and now I have to go for a snowboard. It is snowing outside – whooohoooo!!!!
Will finish this off tomorrow – I always post stuff first on my site SwimmerBoyz.com so if you are a member you’ll probably get to read all the juicy details later this afternoon when I get back to the condo.
February 28th, 2012
So I’m in the middle of the Canadian Monashee Mountains, in a ski town full of Aussie’s but living in a house with 3 Canadian guys…..
Sounds like the start of a joke…. or a porno movie.
Snowboarding wise it is pretty windy and cold out there today but we are hosting an Aussie BBQ at the house tonight (no, there will not be ‘shrimp on the barbie‘). Will be the four of us and a few people I know from town. If things move to the hottub we’ll have to keep the Aussie tradition going and make it speedos only of course.
Hope everyone back home enjoyed the day and I think on Saturday I’m going to head east to Banff (was going to go tomorrow but there is a slight chance I’ll be hungover… only slight chance).
Even ‘Hawaii Speedo Student’ is getting into the spirit!!! By the way – you can watch his full length speedo porno movie over at SpeedosNextDoor.com.
January 26th, 2012
Seeing all the cars in the street and driveway I felt a lot more comfortable about attending this party that I was invited to.
I knocked on the door and the host, who I had been talking to online (lets call him J – obviously I’m not going to reveal his name unless he reads this and tells me that I can – I did tell him that I would write about his party on my blog which he was excited about). So J answers the door and he is exactly as he described himself to me, mid 40’s gay guy, beautifully dressed, reasonably fit and wearing speedos (I couldn’t see his speedos but he told me he would be wearing speedos under his slacks in case the party moved to one of his jacuzzi’s – yeah there are 3 at the house).
J was really nice, introduced me to some of his friends who were fans of my blog as well. There was waiters and even bar staff wandering around and all of a sudden I had a drink in my hand and was talking to about half a dozen guys about the blog, the Evil Speedo Corporation and Australia in general.
Was a nice bunch of guys and if I had to guess probably 2/3 of the party was gay guys.
While I chatted with different people J continued to mingle but I seemed to find my feet and although I didn’t know anyone before I walked through the door it seemed a lot of the guys knew all about me through my blog which I find quite funny.
At some point I did wonder how things would ever get naughty or get to the jacuzzi’s – it was a grown up party, everyone was well behaved, well dressed and polite. Remember, I have been living in a staff house where things are a bit louder and little more uncouth. It didn’t really matter, it was nice to be invited to such a nice gathering.
Then, I thought I’d go find the little boys room. I asked one of the waiters (they were no waitresses) and I started heading in the right direction.
When I was done I opened the bathroom door and there was J.
Dave, this party has a dress code…..
I don’t own a sports jacket or slacks so at first I thought J was upset about my dress (although I thought I looked pretty good).
Speedos are compulsory Dave and I didn’t get a chance to confirm that you are dressed to regulations…..
That being the case I definitely complied with the dress code. J had a cheeky smile on his face and I stepped back into the bathroom and told him he should come in and inspect my speedo thoroughly.
Once J closed the door I undid my jeans and pulled them down to my ankles and lifted up my shirt revealing my stomach and my black ADIDAS speedos.
J didn’t approach me but just stood back enjoying the view. He rubbed his cock a few times and said that he might have to inspect my speedos inside as well later in the evening. As I pulled up my jeans J told me that later on the party would move to the hottubs and that all the guys who were interested in staying had been given the same ‘Speedo Only’ dress code instructions.
Looks like things would turn X-Rated later in the evening.
January 19th, 2012