Pounding my Cock

Nothing fun from the weekend for me to report to you guys. No naughty speedo fun, no random hookups, no Dad’s wanting to fool around during the school holidays.

All I did all weekend was work, I had a couple of drinks Saturday night and watched some footy but really nothing.

On Sunday I just hang around the house working on some new movie content for SpeedoFetish.com. Working on that stuff makes me horny so I think I jerked off four times. Was pretty horny. Just a shame I couldn’t share it.

One more week of school holidays…. maybe then I can get back to jerking off at the beach….

Jerking off at the beach

No American Boys For Me

My little ‘Speedo Fetish Empire’ has one staff member, his name is Kip and he runs all the super technical stuff that I’m not smart enough to figure out.  Kip lives in a mountain town in Colorado.

We started working together years ago and for a while we hadn’t met in person. He was recommended to me through a mutual friend. I knew that Kip was/is gay but that didn’t really matter for the job since I handle most of the content and he looks after the technical stuff.

After about two years of talking to each other pretty much every day, we finally met in person. I went over to Colorado to ‘work’ as well as go snowboarding.  That trip cemented our friendship… OK, OK, we were both single, horny and hanging out in his hottub in speedos meant that we fucked each others brains out for the two weeks that I was there. I couldn’t think of a better way to create what will probably be a life long friendship.

Since then Kip has been to Australia and wants to move here, and every year since I’ve gone back to Colorado snowboarding.

Last years trip was just before the Covid stuff really started and it was a bit of a different trip as Kip had a proper boyfriend so we didn’t get to fool around at all. They broke up not long after and Kip said he would have a trip to Australia to get over the break up blues. With all the travel restrictions that hasn’t happened, but I was still looking forward to a snowboarding trip in early 2021.

But it doesn’t look like that is going to happen either.

I just found out that as an Aussie, I cannot leave Australia without permission.  What the fuck?!?!?!

If you are an Australian citizen or a permanent resident you cannot leave Australia due to COVID-19 restrictions.  (https://covid19.homeaffairs.gov.au/leaving-australia)

I can’t believe I hadn’t heard about this? Does this sound like the USSR to anyone? I think this is a rule in North Korea? That is really not cool at all.

Looks like no hottub fun in Colorado for Dave this year.

Aussie Swinger Couple Seduces Me

It was Monday morning in Australia and I was looking forward to a productive start to the week.  I was up early, I went for a swim and a sauna, bacon and eggs for breakfast and I was settling in to a big day of work.

The I received a Facebook message from an old tennis partner of mine Matt.

After high school I played a little bit of tennis and I was teamed up with a guy called Matt. Nice guy, better tennis player than I was and we would have a beer after tennis but were never super close mates. He was (is) maybe five years older than me and he was married to this super hot Norwegian chick. I remember her coming to tennis to cheer us on. i think it was just as I started travelling and stopped playing tennis that Matt and his Norwegian missus got divorced.

Since then, I haven’t seen Matt at all.  A few years ago he Facebook stalked me and we had a few exchanges on there but when I was back in Queensland (where I grew up) we never seemed to be able to arrange a chance to catch up, or have a hit of tennis which would be great.

It was Matt who messaged me just after midday that Monday.  “Dave, you are up on the Sunshine Coast right? Missus and I are up for the day at the &%##^* Surf Club having a beer, come join us if you are free.”

That surf club is less than fifty meters from where I’m living and I thought it would be rude if I didn’t go and have a beer.  So I threw on some clothes and wandered over the road.

I walked in and could pick Matt out straight away and he saw me. Hugs like old mates. I hadn’t met his new wife, Lisa before, and again Matt chose a smoking hot wife (brunette this time instead of the Norwegian blonde). It was just like old times and Matt was telling embarrassing stories about me that I had honestly forgotten about. We were laughing so hard that people were looking at us like maybe we were the drunk people.  We weren’t… yet. After we all got a round of beers I said that I’d prefer to switch to scotch or rum, and I asked Matt and Lisa if they would like to head back to my place?

That is what we did.

On the walk back to my place we had to move their car so they didn’t get a parking ticket and I mentioned to bring up their swimsuits in case we ended up in the rooftop hottub.

Back at my little unit we had a real drink and the laughter continued.  I think it was after two drinks that Lisa suggested we go check out the rooftop hottub.  Sounded like a good idea.  I offered them the bathroom if they needed to get changed but they both said they were wearing their togs. Being such a fan of speedos of course that made me think. Matt was wearing a pair of dress shorts with a leather belt, if they are wearing their togs does that mean he is speedo’ing it up?

Of course, I was wearing speedos under my shorts.

Up at the hottub, Matt dropped his shorts and revealed a navy blue speedo. I dropped my shorts and revealed my new Q speedos (you can see pics of me wearing them on my blog) and Lisa slipped off her light dress to reveal a red bikini. We all got in the tub like old friends.  I think we were there maybe five minutes when three ladies joined us. They were rather large ladies but great fun and joined in chatting. This did mean that our threesome had to bunch up at one end of the hottub. There was some touching but I didn’t think anything of it, just accidental.

With our drinks empty, Lisa suggested we head back to the unit to watch a footy game (AFL, Aussie Rules) that was about to start.

As the three of us got out of the hottub, I could feel the eyes of the three fat chicks checking Matt and I out. I have to admit, we both looked pretty good in our speedos.

Back at my little unit I poured another drink, yes we were all getting a little tipsy but we weren’t driving anywhere. Lisa and Matt sat on the couch with their towels wrapped around them. Since my unit only has one three person couch I was about to sit down on the floor when Lisa and Matt compelled me to sit on the couch with them. Instead of them sitting next to each other, they made me sit in the middle. Definitely a little odd.

The footy started and it was just like three old friends hanging out.

Lisa got up to go to the bathroom and she returned without her towel. So now I was sitting there between a chick in a red bikini, and a guy in a speedo, with a towel around him. But the towel wouldn’t last long, within five minutes of Lisa loosing her towel, Matt got up to go to the bathroom and he returned without his towel.

Half time came and it was time for Lisa and Matt to make their move. Lisa started by asking how the Covid had effected my sex life? I replied that it definitely hadn’t helped. Then Matt said that it had effected their sex life too. By now I think the three of us knew where this conversation was going. I played along and asked, as a couple, how had the restrictions effected your sex life?

It was Lisa who replied, “We are very open minded Dave.” And as she said it her hand slipped under my towel. Only resting on my thigh and I could see in her eyes her anticipation of my response. I stayed silent and it was Matt who broke that silence. “Are you open minded Dave?”

If they only knew…. actually, they were about to find out.

I replied to Matt that I am very open minded.

Then, something I didn’t expect but I was hoping for, Matt slid his hand under my towel and rested it on my thigh. Matt asked me again, “Really open minded Dave?”

I know it is super cheesey, and you will laugh at me but I did the whole movie theatre thing where I pretended to yawn and put my arms around both of them. As I reassured them that I was “Very, open minded.” I gently pulled Matt towards me and we starting kissing.

Holy cow!!! I never had any inkling that Matt was this ‘open minded’, he is just about as Aussie and a bloke can get.

While we made out, I felt Lisa trying to take my towel off me and I lifted my butt to help her out. My cock was fully hard and she was rubbing it through the lycra of my speedos.

I couldn’t believe it, I was making out with my old tennis partner, while his wife was rubbing my cock!!!

We broke off our kiss, it was Lisa that was feeling left out and she turned my head towards her and I started kissing her. While our tongues were wrestling I could feel Matt undoing the drawstring of my speedos. Wow, things moved quickly.

As I felt Matt pull back on the drawstring, giving him access to my cock, Lisa and I stopped kissing and we admired the view of her husband, on he knees about to take my cock in his mouth.

Two Guy Threesome

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I hate skool holidays!!!

Haven’t kids had enough time off this year? Why do they have to have more bloody skool holidays?

Aussie beach towns just suck during holidays, soooooo many people!!!

Usually the beach looks like this:

Aussie Beach

But instead, looks something like this (OK, not this bad but on the weekend it was close):

Busy Beach

That is why during our summer break (all of December and January) I try and get over to Colorado and visit Kip.

This morning I walked down to the beach for my morning swim and I nearly lost my towel and shorts because there were sooooo many darn people. Last night when I drove in to my buildings garage it too me 10 minutes to park because the two people in front of me seemed like they had never parked a car before – grrrrr.

Well, I am sitting here, looking at the busy beach wearing nothing but my speedos… life really isn’t that bad is it?

Maybe I should see if there are any Dad’s out there looking to get away from the wife and kids for some discrete fun? That would bring a smile to my face and make me less grumpy.  And I think I’d be a good release for any Dad/Family Guy to unwind for a little bit.

When is a speedo too small?

I suppose if your cock doesn’t fit in your speedo, then maybe it is too small.

What is the smallest speedo you have ever worn in public?

For me, I think it my black Arena speedos (photo of me wearing them on the right side there).  I really like them and wear them to the pool but not usually to the beach when it is busy.

It is those Arena speedos that I wear when I’m working on my speedo tan.

Tiny Speedo

I have some more pics of me wearing those Arena speedos. Here you go guys.

My Speedo Selfies

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