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With the soon to be released Movie of the Week featuring a BBC (big black cock) I was reminiscing about the biggest cock I have ever taken.

This happened about 18 months ago during a drought here and there was some pretty bad bush fires which was the reason for me being on the road.  Here is what I wrote about that experience.

A few months ago I was asked to head up to a friend of mines family farm to help out with some bush fire mitigation.  They were afraid of a fire spreading and taking out their property.

In the end, their property wasn’t effected by the fire but I enjoyed helping out in the bush for a week and they are good friends.  I could tell you some fun stories about hanging out on the farm but that isn’t what I really want to share with you guys.  On the drive up to the farm, I spent a night at a cheap hotel and what happened in the hotel pool is something that I thought you might be interested in.

I left my place (about an hour and a half north of Sydney on the coast) a little later than I expected so instead of driving right though I thought I’d spend the night somewhere on the way up. I picked a hotel near the beach so I could get up for a morning swim before getting to the farm the next day. The hotel also had a pool/spa (spa is what we call a hottub). I got to to the hotel about 7pm, checked in and since I wasn’t hungry just thought I’d pull my laptop out, do some work, have a couple of drinks, fall asleep and get up early. That wasn’t quite what happened.

As you might be able to imagine, in my line of work I often get turned on by what I’m working on.  I was working on a promotional video and it was pretty hot.  So, there I am sitting in my hotel room, wearing my black Arena speedos and getting horny watching my own speedo porn.

So, I grabbed my phone and checked out one of those online hookup apps.

My profile photo does feature me wearing the little black speedo I was wearing at that time.

Hottub Selfies

After turning the app on, my phone started blowing up, beeping with interest from other horny guys on this Wednesday night at about 8pm.

I finished what I was doing work wise, poured another drink and looked at the app.  As usual nine of ten of the messages were guys with no photo, no information about themselves and their messages were “Hey”.  I totally don’t understand that at. I’m not kidding when I say that nine of ten messages I receive are “Hey”.

I just turned this app thing on because I want to fuck, I’ve put up a photo of me and I filled in my age and my preference and a brief description.  Guys message me with “Hey”…..

Of course, I deleted the guys who didn’t make an effort.

I did have one response that stood out.  The guy didn’t have a photo on his profile but he sent a nice message.  Lets call him Tony.  Tony, complimented me on my speedos, said he loves a guy in speedos.  Tony is thirty-nine years old, married (to a woman), likes playing with guys on the side.  He sent me through a photo of him at the beach, wearing dork shorts unfortunately, with his wife and he had blurred her face out which I thought was pretty cool (discretion is important to me).  When he sent the photo through he apologized for wearing dork shorts but said his wife doesn’t like him wear speedos in public.

What was interesting is the app said that Tony was 127 meters away.

Once we established that both of us were fair dinkum I told Tony what hotel I was staying at…. he was at the same hotel.

He told me that the pool was nice and being a Wednesday night is should be pretty quiet.  Would I like to meet him down there?

I told Tony I’d be there in two minutes…. but, no dork shorts.  Speedos only.  Which he agreed to.

At that moment Kip (the guy who keeps all my online stuff running) messaged me and I had to do some stuff for him so it wasn’t two minutes, it was more like twenty minutes before I poured another drink and left my hotel room for the hotel pool.  I did message Tony and told him I’d be down, just a little while longer.

I was rushing but finally I walked out of my hotel room and headed to the pool area.

It was after closing time and I thought that maybe I had missed my window of opportunity…. but the door to the pool was left ajar.

I opened it, and I closed it, making sure it wasn’t left ajar.

Walking into the very well lit pool area there was only one person sharing the space with me.  Tony. Sitting on the edge of the spa he looked just like the photo he had sent through but this time wearing a classic black speedo brand speedo. Tony is big. A real mans man and if we still had lumber jacks, that is what Tony would be. He looked his full six and a half foot tall, outweighed me by probably one hundred pounds. Big barrel chest, hairy but not Greek hairy, just masculine hairy. And what his speedo was trying to conceal looked big and powerful too.

I ripped off my shirt, dropped my towel, went over to Tony and introduced myself by giving him a glass of scotch. I apologized for my tardiness and he seemed really cool.

Tony told me that he had bribed the night manager to let us use the spa after closing by giving him $50 and told the young guy that he’d get a bit of a show on the security cameras and was welcome to join us if he wanted. Tony said that he met the guy when he checked in and he seemed very gay. The night manager seemed a little too timid to join us but seemed to like the idea of a ‘show’.

We were sitting on opposite sides of the hottub just chatting. Tony said he does a little travel with work and has had some pretty good luck hooking up with guys at his hotel. He loves speedos and said that wearing a speedo at hotel pools has gotten him laid on more than a few occasions.

I couldn’t agree more with his sentiments and experience. Wearing a speedo has gotten me laid on many occasions when wearing dork shorts just wouldn’t have created the right vibe or portrayed my intentions or given the impression that I like guys. Maybe I’m reading too much in to my experiences but hearing Tony talk about cheating on his wife with random guys was getting me horny.

I put down my drink and moved across the spa.

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March 6th, 2021

Hot AussieBum Guy

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How is everyone’s weekend going?

Not a lot happening here, bit grey today (Sunday) although I did get up early for a surf with the boys.

This afternoon I’m working on finishing writing up about what Paul the Politician and I got up to.  I should have it for you guys (you members) mid next week.  I’ve also chosen a great movie for Movie of the Week which I’ll publish mid next week I reckon.

While I’ve been working on writing about my time in Canberra with Paul the Politician, I have been incredibly horny (as you can expect).  I turned on Grindr and found this guy whose profile photo is him wearing an AussieBum speedo looking like an AussieBum model.  Darn the guy is hot!!!

We’ve exchanged a few messages this afternoon and we might be able to hookup on Tuesday.  The weather forecast is for a pearler on Tuesday so meeting up in the dunes with an incredibly hot guy wearing AussieBums could be fun.

Here is the pic of him…..

Grindr Speedo Guy

September 23rd, 2019

Day is falling apart

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I had grand plans today but after waking up early, the entire day just went to custard.  One of my ‘suppliers’ (I suppose that is what I call them) had a technical issue that was unexpected and took up my morning.

After a quick lunch I thought, I’ll get some work done then go for a swim mid afternoon.  But then I saw a guy on Grindr whose profile photo was him wearing a red speedo and we started chatting.  He is in town on business and thought he might be able to swing by and show me his red speedos in person…. but that fell through and it was too late to go to the pool (it gets busy once school gets out so I like to be there earlier).

Then I thought, I’ll go for a walk along the beach to town and grab some prawns for dinner and have a quick dip…. but then I saw a list of things that Kip had me to work on so now I’m about to order some God Fathers Pizza.

I wrote that 3 hours ago, now it is 11pm and I got caught dealing with some friends business stuff so I haven’t eaten.  Time for bed I think.

Tomorrow I am going to crush it, walk, swim and maybe that guy on Grindr in the red speedos.

If you need motivation to get you up and at’em tomorrow…. this might help.  Unfortunately, my Grindr hookup isn’t this hot.

Speedo Motivation

September 5th, 2019

Grindr Speedo Hookup

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Those of you who have been reading my blog for a while know that Grindr has been a pretty good tool for me over the years getting hookups.

I do not have any affiliation with Grindr (although they are welcome to offer me sponsorship – hehehe), it is a free mobile phone app.

One problem I have always had with Grindr is that it doesn’t allow speedo selfies as profile pics.  Originally it was because of Apple’s stupid app rules.  These have been relaxed and there are some speedo photos but latest I’ve been trying to add a new selfie of me in my AussieBum Portsea’s which keeps getting denied.  Do any of you think this pic is pornographic?  I took this about 12 months ago when I was over in the states with Kip for the Lake Powell trip – it is from Kip’s sisters hottub.

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Dave Speedo Evans

I think that photo is completely fine so I’ll just keep trying to submit it.

One of my fans sent me a detailed description of a Grindr hookup he had with a fellow speedo fetishist (is that even a real word?).  His experience sounded very similar to several that I have had myself and it definitely got me horny reading about it and I thought I’d share it with you guys.

I wanted to share this story with you Dave, it happened last night and I’m still enjoying the afterglow of the experience.

I have a VERY specific Grindr profile: I love speedos and playing around in them. It’s the first thing on my profile. Most people don’t care about the speedos and message me about sex. I hadn’t found any luck finding any cute guys that were also into speedos.

Grindr Speedo Profiles

Last night, I received a message from a guy reading, “I like speedos too. I’ve been wearing mine all day. Want to come over and we can swap?” The thought was electrifiying. I’m not a bold person, and my heart was racing with a mix of fear and excitement. I was thinking of letting this opportunity go, but speedos make me so horny that I just wanted to check it out. I messaged him back a few pics of my ass in a speedo and he shared his. I’m a tall, 6’2 guy with a lean body, piercing blue eyes and light brown hair. I have a very average cock and lot of guys compliment my on my cute ass. This guy, Mark, was 6’3 with a beautifully toned body and a winning smile. From his pictures, it was clear that Mark swam varsity in College and had the muscles to prove it. He was staying in a hotel a mile away from me, so I headed over. I got to the hotel and Mark came down to the lobby to get me. He was impeccably well dressed and looked even more incredible in real life.

We went upstairs to his hotel room and started talking about our speedo fetishes. We had both gotten ours at a very young age while we were swimmers. He told me how when he was in high school, he used to wear jammers, but envied the kids that wore speedos. He had a huge crush on the captain of the team and stole his speedos out of his bag and took them home. Smelling the captain on those speedos was the hottest thing in the world to him. He put them on, and came almost immediately. All while he’s telling me this, he’s stripping down to his speedo.

He had a bright red speedo with 1 in seams that he was bursting out of. His cock outlined the fabric as it strained to get out of his skimpy shorts. I decide to put on a show for him, so I start to slowly undress myself. I had a blue tyr suit with stripes down the side. I slowly bend over to take off my shorts making sure to give him a good view of my ass. I turn around and his cock is practically busting out his speedo. I get on my knees and start licking his cock through the outline of his speedo. I run my tongue back and forth tasting the precum leaking through the speedo. He tastes delicious. I start to play with his ass with one hand and stroke his cock with my other. I can’t believe how lucky I am. Speedos are the hottest thing in the world to me and I can’t believe I’m playing with a guy who’s a toned college swimmer with just as big of a speedo fetish as me. His speedo smells of a mix between chlorine and his own musk, it’s intoxicating.

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