Good morning everybody, I hope the weather is warming up for those of you in the northern hemisphere, it has been a little chilly down under.  When I woke up today, was 9C (48F).  The days do warm up though so it is lovely, just a little cool first thing.  I still get in the ocean most days so isn’t that cold.

I am head up the beach today but have been meaning to post a new ‘Movie of the Week’ for you guys.

This speedo porno is one of my favourite from the archives.  Couple of cute young guys are hanging out working on their speedo tans and they get boners and go downstairs and fuck like rabbits.  Love the guy in the blue speedos, and they fit him just perfect.

What reminded me of this movie (there are 100’s in the archive over on my main site SpeedoFetish.com) was the guy I met at the beach a few weeks ago.  The real life guy was a hairdresser and had earings and tatts (not usually my thing) but was wearing a speedo (which is my thing).  Click here to read that post.

Enjoy this movie guys, I even decided to let non members see a little (3 minute) snip of the full 17 minute movie.

Last night I had the house to myself.  Kip (my server admin) and his sister (my new girlfriend) were down in Denver.  I’ll explain more about Kip and his crew in some future blog posts but they knew/assumed I’d be up to naughtiness.

I have a gorgeous townhouse in Breckenridge and a private hottub….. what do you think I’m going to do?

I turn on Grindr….. this is my profile photo.

You can’t see it?  It is because you aren’t a member.  I share a lot of things with you guys, if you really want the goodies, you need to be a member.  Click to join now and then you get to stop hearing me tell you that you’d see more.

Want the juicy details about last night…. ow yeah…. sorry gotta keep those goodies for members.

I mentioned it briefly the other day that a friend of mine got in a bit of trouble with the law.  It isn’t too bad, he just drank a little too much and made some bad choices.  Nobody got hurt and I don’t think it is a ‘habit’ of his.

I’m not going to defend his actions or decisions, he fucked up and he is more than paying for it.

Perhaps because I am so discrete with my business (and sexuality), perhaps because I’m not fully in on the inside of my Terrigal crew, he reached out to me to help him out with this incident.  Reluctantly, I am helping him out.

Last weekend I had to go up to Coffs Harbour and present myself before the court and it all went well.  I spent the night up there in a motel and I was kinda horny.  So I grabbed my phone and tuned on Grindr.  There was this guy who looked like a hot younger Hulk Hogan.  Blonde, broad shoulders, body builder type.  Which isn’t my type – I prefer lean swimmers build.

The guy was within a kilometer from me so I sent him a photo of me in a speedo.

I promised I’d dominate him, he promised to wear his speedo.

It wasn’t 10 minutes later and there was a knock at my hotel door.  I looked through the peep hole and there he was, Beefcake.

I opened the door to my hotel room, Beefcake was huge.  I’m 6 foot, Beefcake was half a foot taller, twice as wide and probably nearly twice my weight – all of that in muscle.  He was wearing jeans and a button up white dress shirt.

He walked in, I told him to take his shirt off which he did.

Then I told him to put his hands on the door he had just walked through, spread his legs and I was going to give him a pat down.  Beefcake complied.

I put my left hand on his shoulder, he was super ripped and super smooth.  My right hand followed his spine all the way down his back to his jeans which had a belt.  I traced his belt, counter clock wise around his torso, which was crazy flat and smooth.  I got to the belt buckle and undid it.

Beefcakes jeans slid down, he was wearing a sky blue speedo, lycra that fit him perfectly.

Now my hands were on Beefcakes hips, I ordered him to spread his legs and he complied.

Last Friday when Alex came over we really were like a pair of horny rabbits.

Alex was super horny, I’d had a shower and was in a speedo ready for him to fuck me.

It was probably the closest I’ve gone to letting someone fuck me without a condom.  Don’t worry, we didn’t, I took the three seconds to put a rubber on Alex before he slid inside my lubed ass.

It got me thinking, do you guys play unprotected these days?  I’ve always been pretty anal regarding condom use and I can say that I’ve never been fucked by a guy without a condom.  I have shagged one girl without a condom but we had been dating for a few months.

Alex is a slightly different case because he is in a long term relationship with his girlfriend and he has never had unprotected sex with a guy either.

I don’t mind fucking with a condom so I won’t be changing my view on things in the near future but would be interested to hear what you guys get up to.

Last week I was playing golf and I slightly topped a tee shot but it went down the middle.

A friend of mine called it a ‘condom’ shot. I have never heard that before and he explained that it doesn’t feel as good but it is safe.

I really didn’t expect to blog about that golf joke but I was just watching some US News on NPR (yes I love my Fox News but I watch all sorts) and one of the commentators said that half of pregnancies in the US are unplanned and half of those pregnancies result in abortion. Those figures really startled me.

For those of you who have been reading this for a while will know that I have a zero tolerance attitude towards unprotected sex – with men or women and it still startles me when people say ‘don’t worry about’. Well, yeah I will worry about it thank you very much. From those pregnancy figures obviously a lot of people out there are not worrying about it.

You guys know my position on condom use – I choose to use condoms and if you don’t then we aren’t going to fuck. 

There are two couples that I’ve played with who really didn’t want me to use a condom – I was polite as I could be in saying that I was pretty serious about condom use.  In the end these couples agreed that it was fine (this was well before the fact – not when we were all naked in the living room).

I’m starting to sound like Reverend Wright – preaching.  I’ll stop now.

Anyways – back to the idea of this post.

Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines.

• Sainsbury condoms – making life taste better
• Tesco Condoms – every little helps
• Nike Condoms – Just do it
• Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life
• KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good
• Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hand
• Safeway Condoms – Lightening the load
• Abbey National Condoms – because life is complicated enough
• Coca Cola Condoms – The real thing
• Ever Ready Condoms – keep going and going
• Pringles Condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop
• Burger King Condoms – Home of the Whopper
• Goodyear Condoms – “for a longer ride, go wide”
• Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
• Flash Condoms – Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
• Halford Condoms – we go the extra mile
• Royal Mail Condoms – I saw this and thought of you
• Andrex Condoms – Soft, strong and very very long
• Renault Condoms – size really does matter!
• Domestos Condoms – gets right in the rim
• Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
• Carlsberg Condoms – probably the best condom in the world
• Pepperami Condoms – its a bit of an animal
• Polo Condoms – the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
• McDonalds Condoms – I’m Lovin’ it!