A few months ago I ordered some plain old boring AussieBum classic speedos.  I just wanted something conservative to wear at the pool and the nylon AussieBum’s are good in that they dry quickly.

I bought them in maroon, navy, red and I bought myself a fun pair… fluro pink!!!

So far I haven’t had the courage to wear them anywhere in public but I thought they might be a fun surprise in the bedroom when I drop my shorts.

Now that school holidays are over I might get out to a quiet beach and get some speedo selfies for you guys.

What is the craziest speedo you have ever owned/wore in public?

I’m finishing up writing about Dan and Tim and Jesus I am horny!!!

They are coming over this afternoon at 3pm which is making me horny. I want to finish writing about what happened last Friday which is making me horny but I don’t want to jerk off because I want to save it for them.

Things I do for you guys.

Here are some dick pics I just took to prove to you guys how horny I am.

This is the view I’m looking at right now.

I think the pool is calling my name.  Not many people about, and I can’t see anyone in a speedo but I will be wearing a new pair of lycra AussieBum’s.

If anyone is in town, hit me up or find me on Grindr….. I use the pics of me wearing the little black Arena speedos so I should stand out.

Bit of a zoo here in Colorado this weekend for ‘Presidents Day Holiday’ on Monday. To be honest, I had completely forgotten about it when I booked my trip but it really wouldn’t have mattered.

Instead of joining the masses on the slopes, Kip and I enjoyed a little bit of a sleep in and are pounding…. the keyboards today working on a bunch of stuff.

Kip has some people coming for dinner tomorrow night and I’m going to cook up some Australian lamb (we bought from Costco) and that is about it.

One of my jobs today was to create some promotional galleries and this is something I was working on.

Anyone know where I could buy the purple speedo on this first guy?

Those are some pretty tastey speedo butts!!!

If you were a member (it is only $5) you would also be seeing some photos of my speedo clad butt…. but that is for members only.  If you’d like to join – click here.

To be honest, I hate this time of year.

I know it makes me sounds like a Grinch but summer holidays are just chaos here in Australia.  I just got back from going to the grocery store and AGGHHHHHHH……. I was lucky just to find a park let alone the chaos I found inside the mall.

Then there are the beaches which are full of people all the time.  It shouldn’t matter because I have speedo confidence, but I don’t really want to be sitting out in a tiny speedo reading a book with a family group of 30 people less than 10 meters away from me.

My friends are pretty much all off work until after New Years so having a sneaky hookup back to the house is pretty much impossible because people are dropping in all the time.  Some of the guys store their surf boards at my house (since it is on the beach) so they are dropping in at all hours of the day which often ends up with a beer or two or even an impromptu BBQ.  I suppose I shouldn’t be complaining about this because it is a great crew…. but it is hindering my sex life.

The pool is chaotic as well.  Usually I like to swim mid morning.  The morning worker people who are training for triathlons and stuff are finished and gone to work and it is good for my speedo tan lines.  But the pool is full of people in the middle of the day so I’ve had to start going early, if I go at all.

On the good side, there are new faces about and I have actually seen more speedos (and short/tight swimming trunks) than before which is fantastic to see.  There are new faces at the pool which I don’t usually see and of course, there is lots of speedo eye candy at the pool.

Since it is so busy, I usually just wear nylon AussieBum speedos, they dry pretty quick and after swimming I’ll dry off and put shorts on over my speedos.   Yesterday though I had to go see some friends so went up to the showers and rinse off and got changed (into another pair of speedos – I wear speedos pretty much all of the time whether as swimwear or underwear).  When I walked in there was a cute early 20’s guy getting changed for his swim.  We both grunted a “G’day” to each other.  I threw my towel down and walked in to the showers just in my AussieBum Portseas for a quick rinse off.  When I came back, the guy was still there and I noticed him wearing a pair of maroon AussieBums.

These are the maroon AussieBum’s he was wearing.

These are my AussieBum Portseas.

I’ve had some naughty experiences in the locker room of pools…. I recently had some fun with Taz at the pool I used growing up in Queensland (click here to read about that).  Something about this guy ‘loitering’ around gave me the idea that he had some ‘naughty fun’ in mind.

Unfortunately, I was running late so got changed and headed out of there before anything else happened.

Do you guys think he was waiting for me to make a move?  Think I should go back tomorrow at the same time?  Think he might be reading this blog and reach out?  Wouldn’t be the first time.

This morning I was lying in bed, horny, wearing my red speedos thinking I should jerk off.

Then I though…. I haven’t seen the Married Guy for ages.  Maybe I should save this load of cum in the event that I might need it later.  So I got out of bed, my erection straining the front of my red AussieBum speedos, went to the bathroom  Then I opened my back door and sprinted the 80 meters or so to the waters edge and dived in.  The sand felt cold, the water wasn’t too bad.

I swam out past the breakers, no swell at all because of the offshore wind.  There were a few people visible up and down the beach but not many at all at 7:15am on a Thursday morning.

By now my hard on had subsided so I walked back up to my little shack.  Usually I’d use the outdoor shower but this morning I went inside for a nice warm shower.  Ten minutes after getting out of the shower I am sitting here writing this blog post for you guys.

In a couple of hours I’ll text the married guy and see if he is up for a swim (or just a fuck) later today, although he might read this first.

How do you guys deal with your morning boners?  Usually I jerk off of course.